Favorite Costanza Quotes

[psuro]

I want to be T Bone!

 

[runboy3200]

Tomaleeeeeeeee!

 

[mOOse_44]

I'm going with jerk store. Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!

 

[grinagrin]

It's like beat the clock

 

[grinagrin]

Cancer? GET OUTTA HERE!!

 

[Connorpozlee]

Believe it or not
George isn't at home.....

 

[Op2]

Jon Lovitz character to George: I have a confession to make. I'm living a lie.

George: Just one? I'm living, like, twenty.

 

[harbest]

 

[The Spin Meister]

Too many good ones to pick just one...

If relationship George walks through that door, he will kill independent George.

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"Worlds are colliding, Jerry!"

 

[Thus Spake Mainer]

"It moved"

 

[jp3272]

No Yankee is ever coming to Houston!

 

[Connorpozlee]

George likes spicy chicken!

 

[mn78psu83]

"I got greedy. Flew too close to the sun on the wings of pastrami."

 

[83wuzme]

( grunting voice ) I think Play Now is putting something in my food.