Ferrari in Black and Gold
- Thread starter Pitchfork Rebel
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He warms up around 7
Gets in the mat around 9
And he don't worry about nuthin no
Cause he can't read...or write...
The show usually starts around whenever
Whenever he loses his mind
Cause he was born with an
Extra chromosome stuck in his be-hind
He been dancing with
Mr Fast twitch
He's been knocking
He won't leave us alone
No no no
Won't leave it alone
He used to do a splitter
But the splitter wouldn't do
And so he added in double birds
He just keeps trying to get a little better
Said a little bit more absurd
You didn’t get any responses here so you started another thread with the same lyrics?
“Pure breaded Italian American genetics”? Genius.
Breaded and fried.
You would think if, perhaps, he was apologetic about his actions, he wouldn't be featuring himself with the splits/double-bird in his rap song.
Also- the responses were all almost immediate and nearly all positive- there has to be a way to pay a bunch of bots to give you a bunch of good comments, right? I thought it was a parody someone created at first, but... no.
The positive replies are probably Penn State fans just hoping the train wreck continues.
Spencer also appears to have the personality of a wall. Not saying he’s a bad dude but I can’t see how he attracts recruits. If he ends up as Iowa’s next HC that will be a great day for PSU
The song title ' Lunatic Fringe' seems so fitting for this guy. He loves himself so much that he'd probably marry himself if it was legal.
Come on... he knows how to have fun. He walked out to Pokémon! 🤮
You have to ask his dad since he usually does his talking for him!
Well, when you have that much egg on your face, it certainly helps to have a 10 second Tom memory.
He was pretty happy-go-lucky when he got to Iowa City…with the Pokémon song and pajama bottoms. Then the smile slowly disappeared over the years thanks to the high stress Iowa room and psycho coaches.
Glad he’s smiling a little again after graduating.
Guys can't wait to get the hell out of there, ask Kem dog.
Was he sitting in one of the kum and go chairs?
For the Iowa athletic department, AJ must be like having herpes ... it keeps coming back
He learned his lesson. I say let him back on.
selling magic beans. I gotta get me one of those $77 magic pyramids!
Maybe Alex can throw in a pair of panties autographed by one of AJ's teammates.
So he's not a physics major, huh?
This could be his NIL if Slumlord Millionaire dropped out.
Thats the first I seen that the ref caught that slap,wow.
Yea, that's the first time I saw that angle - explains the DQ.
Jomboy's lip-reading skills are fantastic for baseball. I wonder if he can expand into mind-reading for Cael.
Maybe. But he should've gotten a DQ either way, still threw a slap at Glazier.
Act now and AJ will include a hand written note and for the first 500 orders..
If you’re a fan of “Eastbound & Down”, then you’ve seen the AJ Ferrari story before…
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