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Franklin sends Moorhead preseason care package

What a thoughtful gesture by Franklin. Guy just understands interpersonal relationships and how to treat people. You think Saban is sending Kirby any care packages this summer?
 
No Frank's Black Cherry Wisniak.
No Middleswarth Potato Chips
No Goldenberg's Peanut Chews
No French fries and coleslaw inside a ham and cheese sandwich.

Sounds like he sent him a "Don't Care" package.

Or potato chips on a lebanon Bologna (not the sweet kind) sandwich with mustard (brown or yellow is acceptable). ;)
What is the Moxie drink or the Cherokee Red drink? When I first heard what was in the package I thought the Cherokee Red was either snuff or chewing tobacco. LOL.
 
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Or potato chips on a lebanon Bologna (not the sweet kind) sandwich with mustard (brown or yellow is acceptable). ;)
What is the Moxie drink or the Cherokee Red drink? When I first heard what was in the package I thought the Cherokee Red was either snuff or chewing tobacco. LOL.
Moxie is a New England soft drink. It was big in Rhode Island when I lived up there years ago. I guess Joe Mo developed a taste for the stuff when he was at UConn?

Imagine a soft drink flavored with Angostura bitters. That's about the best way I can describe it. I like bitters in my Manhattans but when I tried a bottle of the stuff I thought it tasted like snake piss. You gotta have Moxie to drink the stuff, which is where the saying comes from.
 
No Frank's Black Cherry Wisniak.
No Middleswarth Potato Chips
No Goldenberg's Peanut Chews
No French fries and coleslaw inside a ham and cheese sandwich.

Sounds like he sent him a "Don't Care" package.

It might occur to us that this is stuff JM likes. In the Jarhead Corps we call it pogey bait...

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pogey bait
The Marines in China before WW II were issued candy (Baby Ruths, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) as part of their their ration supplements. At the time, sugar and other assorted sweets were rare commodities in China and much in demand by the Chinese, so the troops found the candy useful for barter in town.

The Chinese word for prostitute, roughly translated, is "pogey". Thus, Marines being Marines, candy became "Pogey Bait".
Platoon leaders should control the use of pogey-bait and non-issue food.
by Ninefingers October 22, 2003


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pogey bait
 
No Frank's Black Cherry Wisniak.
No Middleswarth Potato Chips
No Goldenberg's Peanut Chews
No French fries and coleslaw inside a ham and cheese sandwich.

Sounds like he sent him a "Don't Care" package.

Also, no Starbucks gift card.

FIRE. FRANKLIN. :eek:
 
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Moxie is a New England soft drink. It was big in Rhode Island when I lived up there years ago. I guess Joe Mo developed a taste for the stuff when he was at UConn?

Imagine a soft drink flavored with Angostura bitters. That's about the best way I can describe it. I like bitters in my Manhattans but when I tried a bottle of the stuff I thought it tasted like snake piss. You gotta have Moxie to drink the stuff, which is where the saying comes from.

Which begs the question: How do you know what snake piss tastes like?
 
Moxie is actually made in Catawissa, PA. Has been for ages.

http://www.catawissabottling.com/moxie.htm
How about that! I certainly remember Catawissa Bottling Co. The made all the traditional flavors in quart glass bottles with real bottle caps - no twist offs. Glad they are still around.

Turns out, Catawissa is one of only SIX bottlers in America making Moxie and has since 1945. God love them, somebody is drinking the stuff. But it's still snake piss.

More on Moxie . . . .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moxie
 
I dunno but personally I've been eating that Smart Food stuff for years and my IQ hasn't gone up at all!
 
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How about that! I certainly remember Catawissa Bottling Co. The made all the traditional flavors in quart glass bottles with real bottle caps - no twist offs. Glad they are still around.

Turns out, Catawissa is one of only SIX bottlers in America making Moxie and has since 1945. God love them, somebody is drinking the stuff. But it's still snake piss.

More on Moxie . . . .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moxie

My theory is that they just bottle up some of that good old fashion anthracite mine runoff and slap the moxie label on it.
 
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I’d call his presence here “fitting” rather than lucky, but I feel you.

It’s a dream of mine that when The University starts to negotiate another contract, that Franklin tells them that unless they make things right with The Paterno family, he’s going to market himself to other D1 programs. It’s a dream.
 
Not to hijack the thread (good stuff by CJF), but another regional soft drink (bottled in South Carolina) that is an acquired taste

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Moxie is a New England soft drink. It was big in Rhode Island when I lived up there years ago. I guess Joe Mo developed a taste for the stuff when he was at UConn?

Imagine a soft drink flavored with Angostura bitters. That's about the best way I can describe it. I like bitters in my Manhattans but when I tried a bottle of the stuff I thought it tasted like snake piss. You gotta have Moxie to drink the stuff, which is where the saying comes from.
I LOVE Manhattans (except for the ice, cherry, cherry juice and bitters). ;)
 
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