Stay home then.
My Rose Bowl trip for PSU vs Utah a few years ago was fantastic. Flew into San Diego, drove north and did pregame & postgame in Old Pasadena. Went to this latest Fiesta Bowl vs Boise State, had a great trip and feel the Phoenix area would be sweet in mid-March for NCAAs.
NCAA wrestling championships in Vegas would be phenomenal. So many options for places to stay & things to do in between sessions. Zillions of cabs & UBER. The entire Strip is walkable. Reasonable flights back & forth from anywhere in the Lower 48. Who the **** wants to keep going to St Louis, Oklahoma, Iowa or Kansas City?
They should really send NCAAs back to Madison Square Garden - w/ Penn Station beneath MSG, travel logistics were fantastic.
As for Canada, British Columbia is incredible. I travel to BC every summer / fall and wish I could just disappear there.
Heaven on Earth.