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HANDS WERE CUPPED...

NittanyJim1

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May 30, 2014
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...AT THE TABLE DURING THANKSGIVING DINNER! SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, "MORE TURKEY, DEAR!!!" THE TABLE WAS SOLD OUT!!! NO EMPTY SEATS ANYWHERE!!!! WE WERE ALL IN WHITE AND WEARING PILGRIM HATS!!! WE PACKED THE PLACE!!! NOBODY WAS BEATING MY STOMACH TODAY!!!! THE ATMOSPHERE WAS UNREAL!!!! GOT TWO YOUNG FIVE STAR TURKEYS TO COMMIT FOR NEXT YEAR ALREADY, TOO!!!!
 
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