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How to make a Classic and Proper Margarita PSA

tgar

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as it appears to Tgar, many on this board will need several tonight. And why not, it’s almost Friday, let’s loosen it up, show our significant others some attention while we get plastered and follow the semi coherent ramblings of each other regarding the coaching search.

This Tgar exclusive recipe is geared to getting the participant wasted. If you must drive after two, three or four of these call Uber.

Tgar prefers a Rocks, Old Fashioned or High Ball glass, this is not a frozen concoction at some all inclusive in the Dominican, We are shooting for real style here.

If you need salt ( Tgar does not ) use a lime wedge to rim the glass and for God’s sake, use real sea salt crushed gently in the mortar and pestle you have on the counter and never use. Yes, turn the glass upside down after you have sprinkled the crushed salt on a flat surface. Watch it adhere, science.

In a shaker with ice pour at a minimum Two ounces of any blanco or resposado Tequila you have on hand but preferably something tasty. Patron Silver is always a solid go to. Heck, let’s go with three ounces or even four. Fun. Let’s channel Dean Martin from Steubenville Ohio who has a festival and section of route 22 named for him. Master.

With that tequila, we are going to pour a healthy splash of Cointreau because it is delicious. Put a lime in the microwave for 20 seconds to get the juices flowing and then cut it in half and squeeze into the shaker as well. Tgar has an old fashioned glass lemon squeezer he uses that his grandmother used to make hot totties which he loved because they clouded his youth. Mmmm, whiskey, tea, lemon, honey, 3rd grade homework, great evening. Thanks Gram.

And to finish, yes, a splash of Agave Nectar. Yum. Once you have all four ingredients in the shaker shake it for heavens sake. 10/ 15 seconds, like a pro.

Fill your rocks/ high ball/ old fashioned glass with ice and pour. Garnish with a lime wedge.

Sit back, Enjoy and get back to posting here in the Den after having another. Indulge in some Thursday night drunk posting to be the best real you you can be, Fantastic.

And don’t forget, visit the Volquest Chat board on the Tennnessee rivals site to hurl insults at the meth tweaking inbreds because, well, it’s fun and the right thing to do.

Ciao.

The Road Goes on Forever and the Party Never Ends.
 
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