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Humorous Iowa thread on TheMat

I sent a message on an iowa site and said the 3 point TD now means more points for PSU and less for iowa!
 
Hi Institute points for pushing and squeezing really hard.
Refs have to take the brands babbling seriously.
If Tom yells, “You suck” in the refs face the ref will have to change his call to not suck.
If Terry calls anyone a Politician Lover that’s a team point deduction for the other team for loving politicians.
The NCAA will have interpreters in the booth who are fluent in both English and Brands. If Terry confuses them, with something like the polish corner, they can go to the replay monitor and the translator will tell the ref what he thinks Terry is saying and how the other team should be penalized.
No points for Telford’s ramblings because nobody cares.
 
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truth hurts!!LOL
The truth is you posted a message on another site that’s obviously intended to disrupt conversation and then came here to brag about it with all your “friends”. Quit seeking false approval, instead, seek real approval by contributing something substantial. Tattle-telling on yourself for approval and acceptance offers you the lowest form of both. This is the truth that should hurt, not your sick burn from above.
 
The truth is you posted a message on another site that’s obviously intended to disrupt conversation and then came here to brag about it with all your “friends”. Quit seeking false approval, instead, seek real approval by contributing something substantial. Tattle-telling on yourself for approval and acceptance offers you the lowest form of both. This is the truth that should hurt, not your sick burn from above.
You take this stuff too seriously. Who cares what he said?

This is not a serious business , it’s recreation . Fan bases interact and give each other the business, it’s nothing new.
 
You take this stuff too seriously. Who cares what he said?

This is not a serious business , it’s recreation . Fan bases interact and give each other the business, it’s nothing new.
Am I not allowed to comment without a reprimand from you? I didn’t say anything wrong at all. Please stop preaching to me. It’s beyond tiresome.

You’re a good guy that’s obvious, but stop please. Maybe you take what I say too seriously.
 
Terry Brands allowed to roam the mat at all times, including contacting the ref and the wrestlers at will.
I actually like this idea minus the contacting the wrestlers. Terry could put on quite the show. He’s an intense dude. Great guy if you ever meet him, but a light switch turns on when he’s watching his guys compete.
 
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Am I not allowed to comment without a reprimand from you? I didn’t say anything wrong at all. Please stop preaching to me. It’s beyond tiresome.

You’re a good guy that’s obvious, but stop please. Maybe you take what I say too seriously.
Perhaps I'm mistaken, but weren't you the one originally doing the "preaching"?
 
Am I not allowed to comment without a reprimand from you? I didn’t say anything wrong at all. Please stop preaching to me. It’s beyond tiresome.

You’re a good guy that’s obvious, but stop please. Maybe you take what I say too seriously.
I do not give a crap what you do, imo you’re taking banter too seriously. And you’re doubling down on it.

Wrestling is a very niche sport, basically no one watches it. And by no one I know they’re obviously fans out there. However even big psu fans and alum barely pay attention to the sport.

I personally love it and watch it whenever I can, and follow the sport in general but that’s not most fans. So I keep it in perspective and just don’t take things too seriously .
 
Perhaps I'm mistaken, but weren't you the one originally doing the "preaching"?
There’s a difference between asking someone to reach for a higher bar, at least higher then (I mocked Iowa on a different board and then came back here to brag about it) and telling me that I take things to seriously 20 times a week.

If you consider what I posted preaching then bourbon must be a flipping southern baptist praising the great name of Jesus during Sunday confessional. Imo the two aren’t remotely related, but keep at er Petch.

preach GIF by Shalita Grant
 
I do not give a crap what you do, imo you’re taking banter too seriously. And you’re doubling down on it.

Wrestling is a very niche sport, basically no one watches it. And by no one I know they’re obviously fans out there. However even big psu fans and alum barely pay attention to the sport.

I personally love it and watch it whenever I can, and follow the sport in general but that’s not most fans. So I keep it in perspective and just don’t take things too seriously .
Come on man. Just zip it. My goodness.

1. Wtf does wrestling being a niche sport have to do with anything?

2. You do care what I do because you can’t stop telling to do something different.

3. We are on a wrestling board full of wrestling fans.

4. I also love the sport and watch it as often as I can (omg we agree on something) but again this is a wrestling board full of at least some knowledgeable posters.

5. Again, I think you take what I say to seriously and maybe it’s you that needs to relax. At the very least stop telling me too.

6. I think you misinterpret a fair amount of what I post. If you guys can bust my balls (I fully expect you too) I should be able to bust yours. Fair is fair amigo.

That said, I’ll see you all in a few weeks. I’m going to get a massage, maybe a mud bath, and a few drinks with umbrella straws….cuz my dear friend bourbon wants me to relax. Haha.
 
There’s a difference between asking someone to reach for a higher bar, at least higher then (I mocked Iowa on a different board and then came back here to brag about it) and telling me that I take things to seriously 20 times a week.

If you consider what I posted preaching then bourbon must be a flipping southern baptist praising the great name of Jesus during Sunday confessional. Imo the two aren’t remotely related, but keep at er Petch.

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Preaching (from Oxford):
I think telling someone to "reach for a higher bar" qualifies.

But hey....you keep being you...and we'll continue to goof on the Brands brothers.
 
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Preaching (from Oxford):
I think telling someone to "reach for a higher bar" qualifies.

But hey....you keep being you...and we'll continue to goof on the Brands brothers.
Fair enough. I wouldn’t expect otherwise. But looking for superficial likes on a message board because you said something on another message board is a low bar I’m asking to clear. Low enough, that I almost feel as though it shouldn’t have needed to be said in the first place. I’m sensing that we are reaching common ground here.
 
Fair enough. I wouldn’t expect otherwise. But looking for superficial likes on a message board because you said something on another message board is a low bar I’m asking to clear. Low enough, that I almost feel as though it shouldn’t have needed to be said in the first place. I’m sensing that we are reaching common ground here.

So you're preaching at him about preaching at you about preaching to the resident board goofball?

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Fair enough. I wouldn’t expect otherwise. But looking for superficial likes on a message board because you said something on another message board is a low bar I’m asking to clear. Low enough, that I almost feel as though it shouldn’t have needed to be said in the first place. I’m sensing that we are reaching common ground here.
You might notice the post you reference has 0 reaction, to this point.

Maybe learn the room. You're right about one thing, you shouldn't have said anything.
 
I actually like this idea minus the contacting the wrestlers. Terry could put on quite the show. He’s an intense dude. Great guy if you ever meet him, but a light switch turns on when he’s watching his guys compete.
Maybe a control switch turns "off" when he's watching his guys compete.
 
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