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Humorous Iowa thread on TheMat

Terry Brands allowed to roam the mat at all times, including contacting the ref and the wrestlers at will.
We don't often think about it, but the Brands brothers are positively restrained compared to Zalesky

 
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We don't often think about it, but the Brands brothers are positively restrained compared to Zalesky

found video
although I now notice who other than Terry Brands losing his mind slapping the mat like a crazed monkey

I do think that MSU guy was pinned but Mocco was so dirty in this match that who cares

 
found video
although I now notice who other than Terry Brands losing his mind slapping the mat like a crazed monkey

I do think that MSU guy was pinned but Mocco was so dirty in this match that who cares

Didn't one of the Brands do basically the same thing after Deuce Rachal threw himself to his back against Sam Stoll right in front of the Iowa bench?

Can't find any video...
 
Preaching (from Oxford):
I think telling someone to "reach for a higher bar" qualifies.

But hey....you keep being you...and we'll continue to goof on the Brands brothers.
I like having fun online, there's nothing wrong with serious conversations but this is recreation, not something
Come on man. Just zip it. My goodness.

1. Wtf does wrestling being a niche sport have to do with anything?

2. You do care what I do because you can’t stop telling to do something different.

3. We are on a wrestling board full of wrestling fans.

4. I also love the sport and watch it as often as I can (omg we agree on something) but again this is a wrestling board full of at least some knowledgeable posters.

5. Again, I think you take what I say to seriously and maybe it’s you that needs to relax. At the very least stop telling me too.

6. I think you misinterpret a fair amount of what I post. If you guys can bust my balls (I fully expect you too) I should be able to bust yours. Fair is fair amigo.

That said, I’ll see you all in a few weeks. I’m going to get a massage, maybe a mud bath, and a few drinks with umbrella straws….cuz my dear friend bourbon wants me to relax. Haha.
Do you realize how little time it takes to respond to a post like this? That sentence was 10 seconds, like I said it's recreation, I don't take it seriously.
serious.
 
Terry Brands allowed to roam the mat at all times, including contacting the ref and the wrestlers at will.
The coach assist when his guy is getting pinned or turned for swipes. Like in pro wrestling. Terry can hit the other wrestler. But only with the shoe Tom was holding in that infamous picture.
 
Didn't one of the Brands do basically the same thing after Deuce Rachal threw himself to his back against Sam Stoll right in front of the Iowa bench?

Can't find any video...
Here it is. One of the brothers (most likely Terry) clearly poked the ref in the lower back while the ref was looking for the fall.

 
Choice of position in the first period if you expose your butthole?
If you expose your butthole, I'd think your position choice is quite clear.

george costanza seinfeld GIF
not that there's anything wrong with that seinfeld GIF by myLAB Box
 
found video
although I now notice who other than Terry Brands losing his mind slapping the mat like a crazed monkey

I do think that MSU guy was pinned but Mocco was so dirty in this match that who cares

Now I know Terry Brands is clinically insane. Wearing white pants after Labor Day. What kind of person does that? Lunatic :eek:
 
found video
although I now notice who other than Terry Brands losing his mind slapping the mat like a crazed monkey

I do think that MSU guy was pinned but Mocco was so dirty in this match that who cares

Watching this video, I wonder if Tom or Terry took off their shoe and twist it after Mocco tried to dislocate that guy's ankle. Those 2 brothers are a treat to watch. They are a model of the self-control you want in a head coach.
 
1 team point addition every time a coach or wrestler threatens violence against another wrestler, fan, wrestler’s parent, parent of wrestler on own team, referee, media representative or staff working the meet/tournament.

(Talk about threatening the all-time points record…)
 
There’s a difference between asking someone to reach for a higher bar, at least higher then (I mocked Iowa on a different board and then came back here to brag about it) and telling me that I take things to seriously 20 times a week.
What he had to say was funny. And damn accurate. He brought it back to this board to amuse the readers and he succeeded in doing that. You interpreted that as bragging, but that's just your POV. Normal people enjoyed the joke.
 
Am I not allowed to comment without a reprimand from you? I didn’t say anything wrong at all. Please stop preaching to me. It’s beyond tiresome.

You’re a good guy that’s obvious, but stop please. Maybe you take what I say too seriously.
It was a response, not a reprimand.

If you want a monologue rather than a dialog, get Kimmy Jimmel's job.
 
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The coach assist when his guy is getting pinned or turned for swipes. Like in pro wrestling. Terry can hit the other wrestler. But only with the shoe Tom was holding in that infamous picture.
the brands got nothing on my high school coach and his twin brother one coached me at Erie East and the other coached at Erie Strong Vincent when we wrestled one another they would both be out on the mat yelling at the ref and almost fighting each other very good coaches but both a little off the wall!
 
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Who is that handsome devil in that thread, with the avatar eerily similar to mine, that suggested that they ban all weights above 133?
 
They are now taking the NDSU room to Iowa.. Franek and Caliendo just transferred
 
"After giving NDSU everything I had for the last five years, I entered the transfer portal with the intention of putting myself in the best position possible to win a national title," Franek wrote in an Instagram post. "With that being said, I have decided to spend my last year at the University of Iowa."

-Jared Franek

I believe they call that a "non sequitur"
 
Some di#%head posted the Prescott vs Terry match as "the greatest match of all time" on YouTube.
 
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