In 5 words or less, describe your college football knowledge

[TheGLOV]

Mine: Middle of the road.

 

[Obliviax]

I look for the cheerleaders.

 

[IC1 Rowles]

I watch football.

 

[1987Psudcoordinator]

Barkley will win the Heisman!

 

[Victor E. Bell]

Bounce passes count in conference.

 

[mn78psu83]

Scant.

 

[Sharkies]

2005 still really hurts me.

 

[Langmuir]

Give it to Milne!

 

[FHSPSU67]

Penn State football since 1963

 

[Cold Smoke]

Mine: Middle of the road.

Sleepover coaches kiss azz

 

[Peetz Pool Boy]

Armchair savant

 

[Hailpitt]

EXPERT!

 

[psu_83_drummer]

"He's got a knee"

 

[Chickenman Testa]

I don't know d-ck!

 

[joeparules]

Beaver Stadium Tailgating Fall Afternoons!

 

[john4psu]

Not up the middle again!

 

[paulrandythomas]

Urban Meyer is a c@cksucker

 

[jor22]

The Birthplace of College Football.

 

[fairgambit]

Mine: Middle of the road.

Historically preeminent. No longer giveashit.

 

[psuro]

Joe Paterno. My favorite coach.

 

[PSU Mike]

Know what I see.

 

[androcles]

...bring back the single wing!...

 

[N&B4PSU]

i used to know more

 

[wensilver]

Squat.

 

[fairgambit]

i used to know more

That"s because there used to be more to know.

 

[psuro]

I miss blaming Jay.

 

[rudedude]

Let Fusina run a bootleg!

 

[LafayetteBear]

Historically preeminent. No longer giveashit.

Your penchant for repeatedly stating that you do not give a shiat leads me to suspect just the opposite.

 

[Victor E. Bell]

We're lucky we're even playing.

 

[Lion Lineage]

I can't download a football?

 

[doublehaul]

Mine: Middle of the road.

No holding in Big Ten.

 

[fairgambit]

Your penchant for repeatedly stating that you do not give a shiat leads me to suspect just the opposite.

It's a fair point but not true in my case. I have stated before, honestly, that I watch no games but ours and even then, our winning or losing is not a big deal to me. I think I am like a 40 year smoker who gave cigarettes up and now makes everyone else miserable by condemning the habit. I should shut the hell up and let those who are still fans enjoy the games. Unfortunately, I just can't help myself.

 

[Phil's Rug]

pitt still sucks

 

[Zenophile]

ENGLISH, YER A BOOB

 

[21Guns]

Victory We Predict for Thee!

 

[NitNE73]

Watch son play Ivy ball.

 

[pandaczar12]

Bounce passes count in conference.

Untimely loss of replay feed.

 

[We Are . . .]

Mike Reid for Heisman

or

Oh, crap! Witvoet!

 

[Phil's Rug]

More knowledgeable than Trev Alberts

 

[NC2017]

Mine: Middle of the road.

Mine: Unworthy of serious consideration.