It happened again! Man grabs cookies with his hands!

[artsandletters]

When I am going out to dinner and anyone suggests a buffet, I agree but tell them I need to get dressed for dinner 1st.

Has anyone ever sneezed on a sneeze guard?

 

[83wuzme]

It's a dilemma I face at all gigantic cookie plates. If I can get a cookie without touching another I'd leave behind, I'd rather do that than grab the tongs that 100 hands touched before. But grabbing those tongs the eating my cookie essentially does the same as those 100 hands touching my cookie because now my hand touched them all. Might as we'll be touching a public doorknob then eating finger food.

But if I can't get my pristine cookie without touching another, it's tongs every time.

The one that always gets me is the dental hygentist who puts on a fresh pair of gloves for every cleaning and then immediately touches the lamp handle they touch several times per cleaning with their dirty gloves. The tools are autoclaved, that handle isn't. Gross!

Tell your dentist to get plastic covers for the lamp handles.

 

[rudedude]

You gotta hang out in classy places, not where the filthy masses huddle!

 

[Phil's Rug]

Was this him?

 

[Nittany Ziggy]

I find it amusing that some of the biggest "germophobes" that I know are also the most willing to perform acts on women that they have known for only a few hours that would embarrass even the filthiest barnyard animals! Yes, I am a HUGE germophobe,

 

[psuro]

I find it amusing that some of the biggest "germophobes" that I know are also the most willing to perform acts on women that they have known for only a few hours that would embarrass even the filthiest barnyard animals! Yes, I am a HUGE germophobe,

Hand over their credit cards?

 

[BobPSU92]

Was this him?

He was blue and furry. Hmm.

 

[jim cummings]

I find it amusing that some of the biggest "germophobes" that I know are also the most willing to perform acts on women that they have known for only a few hours that would embarrass even the filthiest barnyard animals! Yes, I am a HUGE germophobe,

Always check the quality of the turf before stepping onto the field of play.

 

[BobPSU92]

Always check the quality of the turf before stepping onto the field of play.

I use tongs.

 

[Nittany Ziggy]

Always check the quality of the turf before stepping onto the field of play.

And, what type of cleats you wear!

 

[PennSt8er]

This is how I travel now.

 

[MtNittany]

The employees licked all the cookies first thing this morning anyway.

 

[BobPSU92]

The employees licked all the cookies first thing this morning anyway.

But did they hold the cookies with tongs when they licked them?

 

[21.Guns]

You gotta hang out in classy places, not where the filthy masses huddle!

Dinner time at the MackDaddy household????????

 

[Phil's Rug]

On the brighter side, scientists now say that eating boogers is healthy.

Jim Harbaugh's always one step ahead of the curve

 

[anon_1eeb2b426hv3y]

Tell your dentist to get plastic covers for the lamp handles.

Oh I've seen them. But it never seemed they're changed after each patient, and I've been watching. So it doesn't really change the analysis--unless I'm wrong. But observations and impressions are very different things.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

I'm in the Lufthansa Business Class Lounge at Frankfurt Airport, and a man just grabbed two chocolate chip cookies with his hands. The tongs were right there! What's the matter with our society?!





On the plus side, I am somewhat pacified in that I got a good latte macchiato here.

Well, if you were in my kitchen, you'd see me grab four chocolate cookies with my hands!

 

[BobPSU92]

Well, if you were in my kitchen, you'd see me grab four chocolate cookies with my hands!

 

[Cowbell Man]

It's a dilemma I face at all gigantic cookie plates. If I can get a cookie without touching another I'd leave behind, I'd rather do that than grab the tongs that 100 hands touched before. But grabbing those tongs the eating my cookie essentially does the same as those 100 hands touching my cookie because now my hand touched them all. Might as we'll be touching a public doorknob then eating finger food.

But if I can't get my pristine cookie without touching another, it's tongs every time.

The one that always gets me is the dental hygentist who puts on a fresh pair of gloves for every cleaning and then immediately touches the lamp handle they touch several times per cleaning with their dirty gloves. The tools are autoclaved, that handle isn't. Gross!

This is he part that I have never understood. My choice is to pick up a cookie that 1 or two hands touched...or use the tongs that every hand touches. I go cookie every time.

On the other hand I have seen people test the salad dressing with their finger and then dip into the next dressing.

Meanwhile, I have never seen the David Hasselhoff of Germany in the lounge, but if I do, I hope he doesn't start singing hits from one of his albums.

 

[Phil's Rug]

 

[psuro]

Stopped at our local bagel place to pick up bagels for breakfast with extended family.

They typically put out a basket of samples-cut up in small pieces- for people to try. Tongs and napkins are available. Without fail people weee grabbing the samples without use of tongs or napkins.

The evil is spreading.

 

[anon_1eeb2b426hv3y]

This is he part that I have never understood. My choice is to pick up a cookie that 1 or two hands touched...or use the tongs that every hand touches. I go cookie every time.

On the other hand I have seen people test the salad dressing with their finger and then dip into the next dressing.

Meanwhile, I have never seen the David Hasselhoff of Germany in the lounge, but if I do, I hope he doesn't start singing hits from one of his albums.

Eureka! Pick up cookie with tongs with right hand (cookie end has presumably only touched cookies) then eat cookie with left hand. So elegant.

The finger in the dressing stunt is reserved for Neanderthal parties.

Agreed on the Hoff's singing.

 

[BobPSU92]

Stopped at our local bagel place to pick up bagels for breakfast with extended family.

They typically put out a basket of samples-cut up in small pieces- for people to try. Tongs and napkins are available. Without fail people weee grabbing the samples without use of tongs or napkins.

The evil is spreading.

The horror.

 

[BobPSU92]

Seriously, what the f-ck? I'm in Wegmans today, and a guy grabs a donut with his bare hands! The wax paper was right there!

Wegmans is a high-class place. How did his goober make it through their rigorous screening process? How did I?!

 

[Nittany Ziggy]

Seriously, what the f-ck? I'm in Wegmans today, and a guy grabs a donut with his bare hands! The wax paper was right there!

Wegmans is a high-class place. How did his goober make it through their rigorous screening process? How did I?!

I was at Wegman's this morning also. I'm pretty sure this guy took a dump and didn't wash his hands immediately before his donut craving kicked in!

 

[BobPSU92]

I was at Wegman's this morning also. I'm pretty sure this guy took a dump and didn't wash his hands immediately before his donut craving kicked in!

 

[psuro]

Seriously, what the f-ck? I'm in Wegmans today, and a guy grabs a donut with his bare hands! The wax paper was right there!

Wegmans is a high-class place. How did his goober make it through their rigorous screening process? How did I?!

I keep wondering how you get into all these high falutin' places.

 

[BobPSU92]

I keep wondering how you get into all these high falutin' places.

Like I said before, it's not who you know, it's how much you're willing to pay them.

 

[LafayetteBear]

I'm in a hotel about 100 nights a year and feel as if I've seen it all. A hotel tv remote is about as sanitary as the floor of a Times Square peep show booth. I know a guy who travels with sandwich bags to put the remote in.

When I'm staying in a hotel, I operate under the assumption that every square inch of floor area, counter area, and furniture has been splooged upon. Thank God they wash the sheets and pillowcases in HOT water and run them through a commercial dryer.

My wife and I once traveled to LA for a wedding when our boys were about three years old. Stayed at a Days Inn. They had the standard Days Inn setup with a living room pull out sofa for the boys, and a bedroom with a king size mattress sitting on top of two twin box springs. The box springs were on top of a platform that was separated in the middle by a gap that was roughly 3 inches wide and ran the length of the bed.

When we were packing to leave, I told the boys to make sure and look around to get all of their toys and stuff. One of my sons reached into this crevice under the bed and pulled out an object. He said "Hey, daddy, what's this?", It was a vibrator. Much hand washing ensued. .

 

[BobPSU92]

When I'm staying in a hotel, I operate under the assumption that every square inch of floor area, counter area, and furniture has been splooged upon. Thank God they wash the sheets and pillowcases in HOT water and run them through a commercial dryer.

My wife and I once traveled to LA for a wedding when our boys were about three years old. Stayed at a Days Inn. They had the standard Days Inn setup with a living room pull out sofa for the boys, and a bedroom with a king size mattress sitting on top of two twin box springs. The box springs were on top of a platform that was separated in the middle by a gap that was roughly 3 inches wide and ran the length of the bed.

When we were packing to leave, I told the boys to make sure and look around to get all of their toys and stuff. One of my sons reached into this crevice under the bed and pulled out an object. He said "Hey, daddy, what's this?", It was a vibrator. Much hand washing ensued. .

 

[katchthis]

When I'm staying in a hotel, I operate under the assumption that every square inch of floor area, counter area, and furniture has been splooged upon. Thank God they wash the sheets and pillowcases in HOT water and run them through a commercial dryer.

My wife and I once traveled to LA for a wedding when our boys were about three years old. Stayed at a Days Inn. They had the standard Days Inn setup with a living room pull out sofa for the boys, and a bedroom with a king size mattress sitting on top of two twin box springs. The box springs were on top of a platform that was separated in the middle by a gap that was roughly 3 inches wide and ran the length of the bed.

When we were packing to leave, I told the boys to make sure and look around to get all of their toys and stuff. One of my sons reached into this crevice under the bed and pulled out an object. He said "Hey, daddy, what's this?", It was a vibrator. Much hand washing ensued. .

Take a black light to your bed comforter next time. :-O

 

[ClarkstonMark]

Oh btw, I grabbed 2 chocolate chip cookies with my bare hands yesterday afternoon in the Orlando SkyClub Didn't want to use the tongs as they clearly had brownie residue on them.

 

[john4psu]

I got it! Grab a napkin to grab the tongs and take a cookie that's in back or buried behind the more visible cookies.

 

[BobPSU92]

Oh btw, I grabbed 2 chocolate chip cookies with my bare hands yesterday afternoon in the Orlando SkyClub Didn't want to use the tongs as they clearly had brownie residue on them.

 

[BobPSU92]

I got it! Grab a napkin to grab the tongs and take a cookie that's in back or buried behind the more visible cookies.

Genius!

 

[psuro]

When I'm staying in a hotel, I operate under the assumption that every square inch of floor area, counter area, and furniture has been splooged upon. Thank God they wash the sheets and pillowcases in HOT water and run them through a commercial dryer.

My wife and I once traveled to LA for a wedding when our boys were about three years old. Stayed at a Days Inn. They had the standard Days Inn setup with a living room pull out sofa for the boys, and a bedroom with a king size mattress sitting on top of two twin box springs. The box springs were on top of a platform that was separated in the middle by a gap that was roughly 3 inches wide and ran the length of the bed.

When we were packing to leave, I told the boys to make sure and look around to get all of their toys and stuff. One of my sons reached into this crevice under the bed and pulled out an object. He said "Hey, daddy, what's this?", It was a vibrator. Much hand washing ensued. .

Did you return it to the lost and found?

 

[katchthis]

Did you return it to the lost and found?

Go down to the lobby balcony, put it on a fishing rod and reel in the girls. Or lower it onto the welcome chocolate chip cookies in the lobby.

 

[BobPSU92]

Go down to the lobby balcony, put it on a fishing rod and reel in the girls. Or lower it onto the welcome chocolate chip cookies in the lobby.

I'm going to start sleeping in my rental car on trips. Then again, I have no idea where my rental car has been.

 

[katchthis]

I'm going to start sleeping in my rental car on trips. Then again, I have no idea where my rental car has been.

You need to invest in full body condoms for your trips.

 

[Woodpecker]

You need to invest in full body condoms for your trips.