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Just an idea, let’s have an old man wrestling tournament

1. Masters/Veterans is dope. A couple MN guys near me compete a bit. One will go over to Worlds. When I was “building out” our garage wrestling room, he donated a dummy and Bulgarian bag out of the goodness of his heart. I’d like to have a masters level part of my club, some day. If we could develop a rec level fitness-focused wrestling curriculum… I know Hump and Brucki are doing something cool with it in NJ. I think it’s a great growth opportunity for the sport, but I don’t personally have the time to do it properly.

2. what’s my entrance budget?
 
Which team would @jmadden1998 and @jrod65 wrestle for?

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Shane Sparks and Byers would be the perfect announcing team. We’d need that energy to counteract the calamity on the mat.

Shane: “Chickenman, you gave a great effort against your Hawkeye foe until you suddenly collapsed on all fours and puked. What happened?”

CMT: well, you come to Penn State Senior duals, you’re old as hell, and you haven’t run in a decade - and you puke!!!! That’s what we do!!!
 
Shane Sparks and Byers would be the perfect announcing team. We’d need that energy to counteract the calamity on the mat.

Shane: “Chickenman, you gave a great effort against your Hawkeye foe until you suddenly collapsed on all fours and puked. What happened?”

CMT: well, you come to Penn State Senior duals, you’re old as hell, and you haven’t run in a decade - and you puke!!!! That’s what we do!!!
You forgot “ I’ve been puking after wrestling matches since I was 6 years old”
 
Shane Sparks and Byers would be the perfect announcing team. We’d need that energy to counteract the calamity on the mat.

Shane: “Chickenman, you gave a great effort against your Hawkeye foe until you suddenly collapsed on all fours and puked. What happened?”

CMT: well, you come to Penn State Senior duals, you’re old as hell, and you haven’t run in a decade - and you puke!!!! That’s what we do!!!
It's a match made for radio.
 
Shane Sparks and Byers would be the perfect announcing team. We’d need that energy to counteract the calamity on the mat.

Shane: “Chickenman, you gave a great effort against your Hawkeye foe until you suddenly collapsed on all fours and puked. What happened?”

CMT: well, you come to Penn State Senior duals, you’re old as hell, and you haven’t run in a decade - and you puke!!!! That’s what we do!!!
Not to be outdone, I might just puke before. Did we decide BJC or Rec?
 
LOL, This is a brilliant and horrible idea all in one..
Everyone is mic'd up the next day to hear how terribly sore they are.
The mic may be necessary to detect the first vomit, though I would bet on that happening on mat…first match.
 
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Jammen. At his age, the singlet might fall off.

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Might want to spike his gatoraid with viagra so his singlet doesnt fall all the way down...
I'd be sure to defend the double grapevines like your life depends on it though.
 
I weighed in at 142 yesterday for my company health screening. Can get down to 133 and will let RBY take my spot. Will help him get an account if needed.
I am the exact same size. I had a dream not long ago that Robbie was hurt and I was going to walk on and try to hit 125. I am 53 years old but still retain eligibility.
 
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