Last night my girlfriend whispered to me, "Do to me what you"ve always dreamed of doing."

[Michael.Felli]

So, I taped her mouth shut!

Thank you. I'm here all day.

 

[Fairfax Lion]

Ba... dump... bump!!!

And don't forget to tip your waiters!

 

[Peetz Pool Boy]

What did your right hand have to say?

 

[ILLINOISLION]

OMG - You made her do your laundry!

Have you no shame? Have you NO shame?????

 

[SgtCarter]

don't use the name Caitlin

 

[Op2]

That makes me think of a Night Court episode from the 1980s. A woman was trying to get Dan Fielding interested in going to bed with her and Dan wasn't interested (because this woman wasn't that attractive, since if you recall Dan was normally a horndog). So anyway, the woman says "Dan, make me feel like a woman." And Dan says "Okay. Go get me a beer, I'm gonna watch the football game."