Do you have trouble typing fondling, inappropriate and sexual nature?
Telephone ringing: Hello....State College Police Department
Joe Paterno: Yes, hi. My name is Joe Paterno and I just had someone come to my house and tell me they witnessed something last night in the Lasch Building... "inappropriate", "fondling", "sexual in nature". He was very upset and didn't give me all the details.
Police Department: Really? We don't have any record of anyone witnessing an alleged "sexual in nature" event last night. Are you sure it was last night?
Joe Paterno: Well, he said he saw it last night and went home and told his Daddy' and a friend of the family who is a doctor.
Police Department: Really? He saw something "inappropriate", "sexual in nature" and some "some type of fondling", and didn't contact us immediately?
Joe Paterno: Well I guess he was really upset. He did tell his daddy and a doctor friend.
Police Department: Really? Let me check here..... I don't see any report from his Daddy or a Doctor. Must be a mistake. I'm sure if he saw something really harmful, one of those three would have reported it. Wouldn't you?
Joe Paterno: Yeah, well, I guess they didn't. He came here to talk to me about it.
Police Department: Well, why didn't he stop here first, before going to you to fill out a report....
Joe Paterno: Well, um I don't know. Maybe because his daddy and the doctor told him to talk to me.
Police Department: Well, did you witness the event?
Joe Paterno: No.
Police Department: Well he needs to call us immediately so we can get the information first hand from the source. How old is this person that witnessed this alleged event?
Joe Paterno: Well, he is a grown man. He is twenty-five I think.
Police Department: Twenty-five???, and he didn't know or think to contact us? Instead he went to you? Why would he do that? Are you sure he saw something really serious take place?
Joe Paterno: Well, he seemed really upset.....
So if the events unfolded as above, would anything be different??....