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Let the great debate begin! Which one do you use?

Which is better?

  • Hellman's

    Votes: 67 66.3%
  • Miracle Whip

    Votes: 17 16.8%
  • A thrid alternative of your choice (and post the darn pic)

    Votes: 17 16.8%

  • Total voters
    101
  • Poll closed .

TheGLOV

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TheGLOV - This Hellmann’s vs Miracle Whip war has been polled here before, though was at least several years ago. You should try to track down those results!
 
I cannot answer because I use both. If I’m eating a burger or sub, it’s Kraft brand mayo. If it is tuna salad or egg salad it is Miracle Whip.
 
Duke's, and it isn't even close. Also the recipe on the back of their label for Alabama White BBQ sauce is great. I omit the sugar and you can just bast it on chicken with skin and it won't burn. It gets the skin perfectly golden brown and crispy. It's also pretty great on pit beef sandwiches.
 
None of them, mayonnaise is perhaps the most disgusting substance on the planet.


I once had a college roommate who would put mayonnaise on spaghetti. The thought of that still bothers me.


None of the above. The stuff makes me gag.
DITO.....Karen makes me potato salad w/sour cream instead of mayo.
The gif below is difficult to ….gotta leave...gag, gag

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Don't care for any mayo but for whatever reason this is really good.

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Yep. I used to always mix Heinz Ketchup with Mayonnaise to dip french fries.
I think this was, most likely, one of Bill Blazejowski's (Michael Keaton) ideas from the Night Shift movie.
 
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Like both. Will alternate depending on the circumstance. Don't use much of either on a regular basis.
 
Had a co-manager that couldn't stand mayonnaise. We had a special menu for the summer with a number of different burgers. He took a liking to the turkey burger, and ate one nearly every day. After nearly a month, the GM said "You do know what's in it, right?" My coworker raised an eyebrow. It was then revealed that mayo is mixed in with the turkey as a binder. He flipped out and wouldn't eat another one. The kitchen crew had a pool going as to how many he would eat before he found out. I don't remember who won.

Oh, and anyone who eats Miracle Whip is a psychopath.
 
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^^ Here, here. Helman's quality but at a lower price. I had too much Miracle Whip as a kid and got burned out on it. Mom used it on salads and everything. Now my preference is the blander mayo, and Blue Plate is pretty darn good.
 
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Story. Colleague of mine was at a waste water treatment plant near the Allenwood prison. There is a screen at the initial intake, as with all plants, that blocks “solids” from entering the system. This blocks things like rubbers, tampons, etc. that people flush that would clog the treatment system. At this plant, there was a large concentration of single use mayonnaise packets. My colleague asked why, and was told that the prisoners have a tendency to take extra packets from the commissary. He asked why, thinking that the inmates like extra mayo on their meals. The answer came, no, mayo is basically water and oil...... think about THAT next time you put that greasy sh!t on your food.
 
Had a co-manager that couldn't stand mayonnaise. We had a special menu for the summer with a number of different burgers. He took a liking to the turkey burger, and ate one nearly every day. After nearly a month, the GM said "You do know what's in it, right?" My coworker raised an eyebrow. It was then revealed that mayo is mixed in with the turkey as a binder. He flipped out and wouldn't eat another one. The kitchen crew had a pool going as to how many he would eat before he found out. I don't remember who won.

Oh, and anyone who eats Miracle Whip is a psychopath.

Wrong!

Say that again and I'll kill you!

;):eek:;)
 
Miracle Whip is the best by far on a BLT, and a sandwich I grew up on .... corned beef (the shit from a can) on white bread.
Also, I think Duke's = Blue Plate (just different regional distribution), but could be wrong.
 
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