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Lucas Byrd?

This was mentioned in another thread, but good job making a separate thread. It bears watching, I think. 125 is still something of a ? with Brody's health and weight.
 
The board has tasked @LemonPie with following this and providing status updates.

He’s on the FAA website tracking planes into State College and has hired college students from the pre- payoff profits he undoubtedly skimmed from his NCAA prediction contest to keep an eye on train and bus depots in town.

He still needs to attach the GPS trackers to all staff cars and bug the Lorenzo Complex - that’s next on the project critical path.

We’ve got our best man on it
 
The board has tasked @LemonPie with following this and providing status updates.

He’s on the FAA website tracking planes into State College and has hired college students from the pre- payoff profits he undoubtedly skimmed from his NCAA prediction contest to keep an eye on train and bus depots in town.

He still needs to attach the GPS trackers to all staff cars and bug the Lorenzo Complex - that’s next on the project critical path.

We’ve got our best man on it

Don't forget the burner phones from radio shack he bought.

We needed several of those and they are cheap right now.
 
The board has tasked @LemonPie with following this and providing status updates.

He’s on the FAA website tracking planes into State College and has hired college students from the pre- payoff profits he undoubtedly skimmed from his NCAA prediction contest to keep an eye on train and bus depots in town.

He still needs to attach the GPS trackers to all staff cars and bug the Lorenzo Complex - that’s next on the project critical path.

We’ve got our best man on it
He's working on acquiring a dedicated communications satellite to hover between State College and Cincinnati.

Side benefit: when Project Byrd concludes, the satellite can permanently hover over Columbus.
 
Any other 125 out there that might be a possibility? Recruit or transfer?
 
I'm not aware of his interest, but both parties are talking to one another.
Thank you.

As an aside, to the rest of you knuckleheads. If anyone happens to insult Ames2State enough to cause a disruption in (end to) his provision of juicy insider morsels, I will personally place a watermelon sized chunk of Semtex under your porch. Capische?!
 
I'm not aware of his interest, but both parties are talking to one another.
You bet they are, works well for both camps. Maryland must of step up with a big Scolly to get a blue chipper.the kid may have to take 4 team championship photo's instead of scolly dollars.
 
Thank you.

As an aside, to the rest of you knuckleheads. If anyone happens to insult Ames2State enough to cause a disruption in (end to) his provision of juicy insider morsels, I will personally place a watermelon sized chunk of Semtex under your porch. Capische?!
That would be a major fine in the Slush Fund Kangaroo Court.

@dunkej01 we may need a special board mtg to flush out various offense levels.
 
That would be a major fine in the Slush Fund Kangaroo Court.

@dunkej01 we may need a special board mtg to flush out various offense levels.

lol. And you know that @dunkej01 would provide some excellent beverages for the meeting. Plus his entertaining way of looking at things would make it a true Kangaroo Court.

Count me in if the "board" does meet. ;)
 
The board has tasked @LemonPie with following this and providing status updates.

He’s on the FAA website tracking planes into State College and has hired college students from the pre- payoff profits he undoubtedly skimmed from his NCAA prediction contest to keep an eye on train and bus depots in town.

He still needs to attach the GPS trackers to all staff cars and bug the Lorenzo Complex - that’s next on the project critical path.

We’ve got our best man on it

120? Can we maybe consider getting him on a cycle, as well?
 
I hope transmissions aren't jammed by the tanning beds!
Unfortunately, the BOP contract for the Covelli Center contained a massive change order including a Faraday Cage encasing the structure, so our ability to monitor transmissions is blocked. Fortunately it also keeps those harmful UV rays contained.
 
lol. And you know that @dunkej01 would provide some excellent beverages for the meeting. Plus his entertaining way of looking at things would make it a true Kangaroo Court.

Count me in if the "board" does meet. ;)
We should run a simulation to make sure we covered enough offenses.

Suggest we give @Cowbell Man a 2-day waiver and enough drinks to make him forget which side he's on. (1 day for the sim, 2nd day for any slip-ups during day after detox.)

Tom, we'd need you to compile our greatest hits, to get Cowbell started. Thinking Alton, Gulibon, and the 2015 redshirt decision should get him going.

Need a few judges ... Tom, @dunkej01, @Chickenman Testa, @dicemen99, @pawrestlersintn, @tikk10, any others?
 
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Unfortunately, the BOP contract for the Covelli Center contained a massive change order including a Faraday Cage encasing the structure, so our ability to monitor transmissions is blocked. Fortunately it also keeps those harmful UV rays contained.
And that's a good thing. Otherwise Ryan's tanning center would unleash an EMP bomb and short out all communications plus the entire electrical grid east of the Mississippi.

But the satellite could still pick up anything in the parking lot, around campus, etc.
 
lol. And you know that @dunkej01 would provide some excellent beverages for the meeting. Plus his entertaining way of looking at things would make it a true Kangaroo Court.

Count me in if the "board" does meet. ;)

Might have to call it a Captain Kangaroo Court if he presides!!!
Guess that exposes my age...Maybe Mr. Green Jeans and Bunny Rabbit can become Board Members...
 
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We just need one judge.

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Fifteen years in the academy
He was like no cadet they'd ever seen
A man so hard, his veins bleed ice
And when he speaks he never says it twice
They call him Judge, his last name is Dredd
So break the law, and you wind up dead
Truth and justice are what he's fighting for
Judge Dredd the man, he is the law
DROKK IT!
With gun and bike he rules the streets
And every perp he meets will taste defeat
Not even Death can overcome his might
Cause Dredd and Anderson, they won the fight
When the Sov's started the Apocalypse war
Mega-City was bombed to the floor
Dredd resisted, and the judges fought back
Crushed the Sov's with their counter-attack
DROKK IT!
Respect the badge - he earned it with his blood
Fear the gun - your sentence may be death because...
I AM THE LAW!
And you won't **** around no more - I AM THE LAW
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW
Because in Mega-City... I AM THE LAW
In the cursed earth where mutants dwell
There is no law, just a living hell
Anarchy and chaos as the blood runs red
But this would change if it was up to Dredd
The book of law is the bible to him
And any crime committed is a sin
He keeps the peace with his law-giver
Judge, jury, and executioner
DROKK IT!
CRIME - The ultimate sin
Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war
LEAD BREAKCRIME - The ultimate sin
Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war
 
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Fifteen years in the academy
He was like no cadet they'd ever seen
A man so hard, his veins bleed ice
And when he speaks he never says it twice
They call him Judge, his last name is Dredd
So break the law, and you wind up dead
Truth and justice are what he's fighting for
Judge Dredd the man, he is the law
DROKK IT!
With gun and bike he rules the streets
And every perp he meets will taste defeat
Not even Death can overcome his might
Cause Dredd and Anderson, they won the fight
When the Sov's started the Apocalypse war
Mega-City was bombed to the floor
Dredd resisted, and the judges fought back
Crushed the Sov's with their counter-attack
DROKK IT!
Respect the badge - he earned it with his blood
Fear the gun - your sentence may be death because...
I AM THE LAW!
And you won't **** around no more - I AM THE LAW
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW
Because in Mega-City... I AM THE LAW
In the cursed earth where mutants dwell
There is no law, just a living hell
Anarchy and chaos as the blood runs red
But this would change if it was up to Dredd
The book of law is the bible to him
And any crime committed is a sin
He keeps the peace with his law-giver
Judge, jury, and executioner
DROKK IT!
CRIME - The ultimate sin
Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war
LEAD BREAKCRIME - The ultimate sin
Your iso-cube is waiting when he brings you in
LAW - It's what he stands for
Crime's his only enemy and he's going to war
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That's a good start. I think @slushhead would be a perfect addition. After all, it is the "Slush Fund Kangaroo Court," so he's got the name going for him. Plus, he's capable of taking notes that would truly be of Kangaroo Court quality. Lastly, and most importantly, he could write up a public accounting of what took place that would be even funnier than the actual proceedings of the Court. ;)
 
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That's a good start. I think @slushhead would be a perfect addition. After all, it is the "Slush Fund Kangaroo Court," so he's got the name going for him. Plus, he's capable of taking notes that would truly be of Kangaroo Court quality. Lastly, and most importantly, he could write up a public accounting of what took place that would be even funnier than the actual proceedings of the Court. ;)

We should have a residency requirement for a seat on the BWI court, and I think Slushead has relocated to HR.
 
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