WTNuke in a newly created ADMINISTRATOR OF SAFETYS Assist Head Coach II Classification. This position was endowed by sgoutwest who traded in his used not-quite-PSU-blue Mexican Stratocaster along with a $50 Amazon gift card he got last November via participating in a financial survery distributed by Annoying.com.
The position entails implementation/planning/execution related to defensive downs requiring 7 or more safetys. WTNuke will also be required to coach his dudes up for special teams, as everybody knows that safetys can flat out ball better than any other position on the team.
As funding becomes available in the future, plans will be drawn up for a safety-only dorm and academic complex. Each suite will be wired with cutting edge DSV system that features cutups exclusively filmed from safety helmet cams. Free transportation will be provided on a 30-day basis via a a sexy little Hyundai Elantra (provided by Blaisealexandermazda) to any safety who actually scores via a safety.
Any group trips to geriatric swinger center (aka the Autoport) will have to provided out of student pockets to adhere to NCAA bylaws.-sg
The position entails implementation/planning/execution related to defensive downs requiring 7 or more safetys. WTNuke will also be required to coach his dudes up for special teams, as everybody knows that safetys can flat out ball better than any other position on the team.
As funding becomes available in the future, plans will be drawn up for a safety-only dorm and academic complex. Each suite will be wired with cutting edge DSV system that features cutups exclusively filmed from safety helmet cams. Free transportation will be provided on a 30-day basis via a a sexy little Hyundai Elantra (provided by Blaisealexandermazda) to any safety who actually scores via a safety.
Any group trips to geriatric swinger center (aka the Autoport) will have to provided out of student pockets to adhere to NCAA bylaws.-sg
