non-political funny meme thread
- Thread starter Obliviax
- Start date
This has to be the best request for leave in the history of the military!
So idiots are upset that new airplanes have windows in the lavatories!
This reminded me of an incident back in the 80's. A local bank ran a full page ad in the paper to promote the fact that they added a time/temp in the bank's downtown tower to better serve the citizens when downtown shopping or whatever. Unfortunately, on purpose or by mistake, the paper left the "L" out of the word "Clock" to make it "Cock".
The ad headline said that are adding "Around the Cock Measurements" to better serve the citizens. it went on to say that they are always seeking better ways to serve the community with "outside the box thinking" and "non-banking services". As you can imagine, it made quite a stir.
The ad headline said that are adding "Around the Cock Measurements" to better serve the citizens. it went on to say that they are always seeking better ways to serve the community with "outside the box thinking" and "non-banking services". As you can imagine, it made quite a stir.
I didn't know Chris Farly was finishing up Shrek when he passed away and they had to recast the voice.
Stayed behind the line of scrimmage so the linemen could all go way down field.
Pretty slick move.
That would be the end of me. My wife has no sense of humor.
One year, a friend of mine, bought his wife a teflon-coated snow shovel with her initials engraved on it. Pretty funny.
Friend of mine bought his wife an under the sink garbage disposal. I had to help install it.
There is a trick to doing the rubics cube.
I went to a presentation where they were trying to sell us a product that put a marketing message up at the right time, to the right customer over the channel that the customer chose. As he presented his overview, he solved a rubics cube. It was really impressive and over dinner that night he told me the trick. Now it is fairly commonly known.
But if you learn this, you might be able to do it at a nightclub and get laid.
This explains how magicians work. They use misdirection to divert your attention.
