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OT: All Time Worst Songs

Now that is just silly. I actually don't care for the song at all, but to call it the worst is just foolish.

Would listing turds such as "Love me Do," "I Want to Hold Your Hand," "Octopus's Garden" or "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" make you feel better?
 
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Would listing turds such as "Love me Do," "I Want to Hold Your Hand," "Octopus' Garden" or "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" make you feel better?
The category is worst songs, not songs that you personally hate. There are so many other songs that have boring melodies, unimaginative chord progressions and arranging, off key singing, poor instrument tone, bad lyrics etc.
PS. I can't stand Maxwell's silver hammer or Octopus' Garden.
 
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A friend of mine owns an Irish pub. The sound system is on a computer which can access just about any song. One night the bartender was playing really awful songs (not intentional, he just happens to have really bad taste when it comes to music). So we decided that everyone (the regulars) should come with a list of what they consider to be the all time worst songs ever written. On a slow night (when it's mainly the regulars) we are going to rotate thru everyone's list and have a night of the worst songs ever. Should be fun. Here's my list but is subject to change, any suggestions?
5. The Jolly Green Giant - the Kingsmen
4. Smokey the Bar - Hank Thompson
3. Sugartown - Nancy Sinatra ( love the Tallahassee reference)
2. Surfing Bird - the Trashmen
1. I am a People - George Jones
And yes, it was hard to keep Yummy, Yummy off the list.
 
I'll bet "Don't Worry Be Happy" won some of that Grammy shiat.
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Gonna list one that may be somewhat controversial whether it's really bad, or simply a very different novelty song in the late 80's. LOVE SHACK by the B52's.

I hated it the moment I first heard it and have never changed my mind. Even today, there are many who love it and think it's one of the better party songs of all time. Sorry, I'm not one of them.
 
You Light Up My Life -- Debbie Boone
Ballad of the Green Berets -- Barry Sadler
Ringo -- Lorne Greene
Feelings -- Morris Albert
Disco Duck -- Rick Dees
Anything by Michael Bolton

For the poster who listed both Midnight at the Oasis and The Night Chicago Died in the same post, the songs are not only bad, but they are lyrically inaccurate. In Oasis, there is not a desert in the world in which both camels and cactus appear. And in Chicago, there is no "East Side" of Chicago. That would be Lake Michigan.
 
Hail to the Victors
Buckeye Battle Cry
Victory March
Tribute to Troy

I'd say that "Conquest" is FAR more objectionable than Tribute to Troy. Maybe that's because the Condoms play it something like 100 times every game. Literally.
 
A friend of mine owns an Irish pub. The sound system is on a computer which can access just about any song. One night the bartender was playing really awful songs (not intentional, he just happens to have really bad taste when it comes to music). So we decided that everyone (the regulars) should come with a list of what they consider to be the all time worst songs ever written. On a slow night (when it's mainly the regulars) we are going to rotate thru everyone's list and have a night of the worst songs ever. Should be fun. Here's my list but is subject to change, any suggestions?
5. The Jolly Green Giant - the Kingsmen
4. Smokey the Bar - Hank Thompson
3. Sugartown - Nancy Sinatra ( love the Tallahassee reference)
2. Surfing Bird - the Trashmen
1. I am a People - George Jones
And yes, it was hard to keep Yummy, Yummy off the list.
How about "Hail to the Victors"
 
Gonna list one that may be somewhat controversial whether it's really bad, or simply a very different novelty song in the late 80's. LOVE SHACK by the B52's.

I hated it the moment I first heard it and have never changed my mind. Even today, there are many who love it and think it's one of the better party songs of all time. Sorry, I'm not one of them.

Agree! That shrill reaching into my spine and violently makes me ill.

The Cardigans "love me" song does the same.

Also that god awful hit by Bruno Mars downtown funk must have the most brilliant marketing manager in the world behind that
 
Head East - Never Been Any Reason



93.7 WBUS plays this song like 20 times a day and I can't stand it anymore. Hopefully, there is a reason they do. We used to listen to the WBUS at work and swear this came on every hour.
 
Tighten Up by Archie Bell. My senior year in highschool. Yuk.
You must be about my age if you remember that.. what was that 1966 or so... Did you know that Archie Bells brother was a starter on the u.Houston BB teams that beat UCLA with Lou Alcindor?
 
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