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OT: All Time Worst Songs

How about this by Tim McGraw:

I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind
All my friends call me Bear Claw
The Village Cheaftin' is my paw-paw
He gets his orders from my maw-maw
She makes him walk the line
You can find me in my wigwam
I'll be beatin' on my tom-tom
Pull out the pipe and smoke you some
Hey and pass it around
'Cause I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind
I ain't lookin' for trouble
We can ride my pony double
Make your little heart bubble
Lord, Like a glass of wine
I remember the medicine man
He caught runnin' water in my hands
Drug me around by my headband
Said I wasn't her kind
Cause I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind


Perhaps but he has been waking up next to this for 20 years...
Faith-Hill-wore-her-shiny-blonde-hair-down
 
Legend has it that my husband and his State College roommates blasted "Build Me Up Buttercup" for hours to get back at unruly neighbors.
 
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Love Garden Party.........

Love Airplane and the Starship......HATE....Built this city on Rock n Roll....talk about lazy terrible song, terrible lyrics from a band that created Miracles, Wooden Ships (paul with crosby and stills), and White Rabbit......I chalk it up to bad drugs, or bad alcohol terrible song.
 
Love Garden Party.........

Love Airplane and the Starship......HATE....Built this city on Rock n Roll....talk about lazy terrible song, terrible lyrics from a band that created Miracles, Wooden Ships (paul with crosby and stills), and White Rabbit......I chalk it up to bad drugs, or bad alcohol terrible song.
There was probably a time when Ballroom Blitz would have topped your list. Just sayin'...
 
You must be about my age if you remember that.. what was that 1966 or so... Did you know that Archie Bells brother was a starter on the u.Houston BB teams that beat UCLA with Lou Alcindor?
I think 67'. I remember a lot of my friends thought it was great but not me. That's quite a bit of trivia about his brother.
Remember watching that game live.
 
Me and my buddies have made huge compilations of horrible songs. Called the "Gem Collection" and we used to pop in the CD's when we would do road trips. One time we had the car packed with tailgate stuff as we were pulling into the big IM field lot. All three of us were jammed in the front seat and we got the strangest look by the person waving you through the lot as we had the windows down blasting Paul Anka's You're Having My Baby. We still laugh about it.
 
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From the 70s.
  • Midnight at the Oasis. Maria Mauldar
  • Seasons in the Sun. Terry Jacks
  • The Night Chicago Died. Paper Lace
  • 90% of the Disco music ever made. That's being conservative

Disco produced some crap, but a lot of it was musically genius. If you look at Nile Rodgers alone, his imprint is still all over today's music 40 years later. And his band, Chic, had more musical skill than most bands we've ever heard.
 
Divinyls - I touch myself
The Bangles - Eternal Flame ( they were hot though)
The Vapors - Turning Japanese
Bow Wow Wow - I want candy
Dexys midnight runners- Come on Eileen



I LOVE Rock Me Amadeus (rip Falco)
 
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Sweet Home Alabama - while I recognize that this is an all-time classic, it was ruined for me on a weekend rafting trip where our neighbors at the campground blasted it all night on a perpetual loop.

Flash - (from the movie soundtrack) Queen phoned this one in

Anything by REO Speedwagon
 
Fly Robin Fly by The Silver Convention

These lyrics were repeated over and over and over and over...

Fly Robin Fly
Fly Robin Fly
Fly Robin Fly
Up, up to the Sky

It hit no 1 on the Billboard Charts in '75. I was into disco/funk/dance music in the '70's and early '80's so I'm not a hater of the genre, but this was one of the worst songs ever that happened to become very popular.
 
Oh Sherrie by Steve Perry. Really, anything he sings puts me in an instant bad mood. Journey is rage-inducing for me.
I think the worst pop song I have ever heard was that song by Fergie about a child missing a blanket. Embarrassingly bad.
Can't Fight this Feeling by REO Speedwagon. They are right up there with Journey in my dislike.
More Than I Can Say by Leo Sayer. For the love of god man, grow a sack!
 
Jack and Diane by John Cougar Mellencamp; Just awful dreck...

People know my feelings on country music, so.....

My local bar has the same computer driven program - I have an app on my phone so I can play music from my chair. I pay $20 for 52 credits, and each song has a value (1 or 2 credits). If I am willing to use an extra credit, I can "bump" into the line and play my song ahead of someone else. A few weeks ago, I was really pissing off this guy who wanted to play country music, and I kept playing rock and hip hop just to irritate him. It was fun - he did not have the app so he could not figure out how he was getting bumped. Good times, gentleman, good times.
That's a good story. So did the irate cowboy yell, "who keeps playing ABBA?" :)
 
You're probably thinking of Charlie Daniels, Legend of Woolly Swamp, not Amos Moses by Jerry Reed.
Worst ever is Muskrat Love. Hands down.
 
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When I was in school, there was a feature on State College radio called "bad oldies". The one I remember went "I fell in love with a Siamese-twin. Our love is tearing me apart. I wish it would them. "
 
Ricky Bell the USC and Tampa Bay running back who die young of heart failure was Archie Bell's brother. So "tighten-up".
 
A friend of mine owns an Irish pub. The sound system is on a computer which can access just about any song. One night the bartender was playing really awful songs (not intentional, he just happens to have really bad taste when it comes to music). So we decided that everyone (the regulars) should come with a list of what they consider to be the all time worst songs ever written. On a slow night (when it's mainly the regulars) we are going to rotate thru everyone's list and have a night of the worst songs ever. Should be fun. Here's my list but is subject to change, any suggestions?
5. The Jolly Green Giant - the Kingsmen
4. Smokey the Bar - Hank Thompson
3. Sugartown - Nancy Sinatra ( love the Tallahassee reference)
2. Surfing Bird - the Trashmen
1. I am a People - George Jones
And yes, it was hard to keep Yummy, Yummy off the list.
Middle lyrics to Sugar Town by Nancy Sinatra (written by Lee Hazelwood)
I never had a dog who liked me some
I never had a friend or wanted one
So I just lay back and laugh at the Sun
Cause I'm in shu, shu, shu
Shu, shu,shu
Shu, shu, shu, shu, shu, shu Sugar Town

Yesterday it rained in Tennessee
I heard it also rained in Tallahassee
But not a drop fell on little ole me
Cause I'm in shu, shu,shu
Shu, shu, shu
Shu, shu, shu, shu, shu, shu Sugar Town
 
Raspberry Beret- Prince

fwiw I love Tighten up - Archie Bell

now tighten up on that bass…...
 
Love Garden Party.........

Love Airplane and the Starship......HATE....Built this city on Rock n Roll....talk about lazy terrible song, terrible lyrics from a band that created Miracles, Wooden Ships (paul with crosby and stills), and White Rabbit......I chalk it up to bad drugs, or bad alcohol terrible song.

Chalk it up to what happens when they STOP taking drugs and drinking.
 
McArthur Park. Even though written by the great Jimmy Webb, it blows chunks.

Richard Harris????? Waylon Jennings. Donna Summer.

Doesn't matter who sang it. It SUCKS.


I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no




"Oh No" is right. Great lyrics....if you took about three too many bong hits. :rolleyes:
 
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The Pina Colada Song.
Amazing tie in is that the writer/performer of this song, Rupert Holmes, is the same guy who had a hit with the cannibalism song, Timothy, which I had never heard of. I researched the latter song and it's got an hilarious backstory. Holmes' group had some sort of 1 single deal - not even a record deal. They had to make it count. His thought was that if he wrote a song that would get banned from the radio, they'd get noticed - along the lines of any publicity is good publicity. To their surprise the song was a hit anyway.
 
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