OT: Anyone have a bidet in their bathroom?
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I was at a resort in PEI Canada and the bartender used a small device to clean glasses quickly. Held the glass upside down and pushed down on it which forced high pressure water to shoot up and rinse out the glass.
Called it a glass bidet.
Called it a glass bidet.
stormin norm recently called the PSU heirarchy bidet spinners (paraphrasing) which I thought was a nice line. Should inquire within that spider kingdom.
I just use my roommate’s WaterPik™️
My buddy's mom is elderly and does not have the physical abilities to facilitate the wiping process.He had to install one in her home.He said he loves using it.
But isn’t your butt wet? Don’t you have to use TP to dry your butt? If so, why not just wipe it.
Wait...HE loves using it or he loves using it (on his mom)????
You have to purchase the Dyson Butt Blade to dry off.
Showing my ignorance but don't you have to be athletic enough to squat over a bidet?
Next year: The self enema toilet. It cleans you from the inside.
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If you get one, I strongly advise putting out an extra $50 for the model with the hidden camera. It’s worth the extra investment.
Have a Japanese friend and he has a Toto (made in Japan) spray cleaner attached to his toilet. We tried it, loved it so much that we bought one. Cleans with a variable speed jet spray and has a dryer too. I like bidets, but this is much more civilized.
Have played golf at a private club in Santa Ana CA that has a similar device to what you described in their Men’s locker room restroom. (Assume also in the Women’s.)
One could get VERY use to that VERY easily and VERY VERY quickly!
Dependss on the job at hand, but only a couple of minutes usually. Tho we have a nephew that loves to sit on it and seems to lose his mind for quite a while each time.
Ours is in the kitchen. Oh, and we have one on the roof of the garage. I’m naturally introverted, so we figured it would be a great way to meet the neighbors.
I have 2 electronic bidet toilet seats in my house. Once you use one, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without one.
Features many toilet seat bidets have:
- remote control
- preset buttons for “front” (her) and “rear”
- heated seat
- heated water spray with adjustment temp
- variable setting pressure spray
- oscillating spray nozzle
- heated dryer fan
- soft close seat and lid
The biggest obstacle to owning one, aside from the $300-$900 you can spend on one, is that it requires a GFCI outlet near the toilet to power it.
Get the bidet toilet seat (and a Squatty Potty) and you’ll forevermore look at your friends and family as sub humans who still struggle to shit and then when they do, they wipe/smear their asses with paper.
Features many toilet seat bidets have:
- remote control
- preset buttons for “front” (her) and “rear”
- heated seat
- heated water spray with adjustment temp
- variable setting pressure spray
- oscillating spray nozzle
- heated dryer fan
- soft close seat and lid
The biggest obstacle to owning one, aside from the $300-$900 you can spend on one, is that it requires a GFCI outlet near the toilet to power it.
Get the bidet toilet seat (and a Squatty Potty) and you’ll forevermore look at your friends and family as sub humans who still struggle to shit and then when they do, they wipe/smear their asses with paper.
I think the only real way to get clean is to use a colon prep followed by a high pressure garden hose for rinsing. Every day. Cleans you inside and out.
What you describe is what we have,with all those features. Heated seat is great in winter, and I love the ability to adjust the settings. I highly recommend one of these. Your bathroom experience will never be the same and you will look forward to each and every defecation. BRB, I feel the urge now.
I guess you didn't figure out I posted to get expected mostly comedic reactions this board is good for on a slow day. It worked. But the serious responses are informative, too.
Let me ask you this.. You are outside enjoying a snack when a pigeon takes a dump on your head. Your buddy hands you his McDonald's napkin to wipe your head off. Are you content with that, or might you want to go inside and wash your hair a bit?
A car wash sounds less complicated!!! And how hot can the seat go? Can you fry an egg on it? LOL!!!
Very easy to use with the remote control. At max strength, the seat gets fairly hot. Gives a new meaning to ring around the moon.
From how far away does the remote function? It could be a blast when you have unsuspecting party guests.
