OT: Anyone have a bidet in their bathroom?

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[UncleLar]

Haha - trick question. I have no hair.

I'm betting you still elect to do a bit more than use a dry paper towel.

 

[odshowtime]

I wonder if those Totos would allow me to eat Popeyes spicey chicken without praying for merciful death afterwards.

 

[nittany119]

I wonder if those Totos would allow me to eat Popeyes spicey chicken without praying for merciful death afterwards.

You can do as I do and put the spray on the coolest setting for immediate relief. Helps to rapidly quell the fire.

 

[NittPicker]

What you describe is what we have,with all those features. Heated seat is great in winter, and I love the ability to adjust the settings. I highly recommend one of these. Your bathroom experience will never be the same and you will look forward to each and every defecation. BRB, I feel the urge now.

I have to say, I've never considered making a trip to the bathroom into an "experience". I let nature take its course then I leave. If I want an experience I'll buy a bottle of whiskey and a couple of hookers.

The work of Freud has been largely discredited but in reading this board it seems he may have been onto something.

 

[nittany119]

I have to say, I've never considered making a trip to the bathroom into an "experience". I let nature take its course then I leave. If I want an experience I'll buy a bottle of whiskey and a couple of hookers.

The work of Freud has been largely discredited but in reading this board it seems he may have been onto something.

Depending on where you do it, little chance of getting arrested taking a dump. Now hookers on the other hand....

 

[Aardvark86]

I guess you didn't figure out I posted to get expected mostly comedic reactions this board is good for on a slow day. It worked. But the serious responses are informative, too.

Funny thing is I could say the same thing

 

[Whaaaaaaaany]

I just have a helper monkey with a spray bottle

 

[Osprey Lion]

Pros, cons?

I'm pro having it in the bathroom. Anywhere else could be embarrassing.