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OT-ex girlfriends

Austin Nit resurfaced as Simons a few years ago. Not sure what happened to him.

uhm no. lol.

I have a crazy ex who, for reasons of maintaining peace among some former Baltimore friends, I keep as a friend on Facebook. The crap I would take from unfriending her would be worse than anything she currently does to annoy me.

I am now in a very content relationship. God bless my g/f for having a sense of humor about my ex, who stalks my FB posts and makes weird and random comments.

Here's the thing . . . the ex is stunningly beautiful. amateur athlete, blonde, etc . . .

now go ahead and laugh at the idea of her dating me back in the day. and realize (as I did) there was a reason she is perpetually available. LOL
 
perhaps this is wishful thinking,but is getting Christmas cards and Facebook messesges from ex-girlfriends the green light?Please say yes!!!

Just remember, cool AND hot dont exist. Consider the CRAZY factor. Maybe your ex is NOW on psychotropic meds and (ahem) feels better. Now, she wants you back.

Just dont be surprised if you come home, boiling water is on the stove and your rabbit is cooking in the pot after youve tried to call it off, again. She might not take it lightly.

 
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uhm no. lol.

I have a crazy ex who, for reasons of maintaining peace among some former Baltimore friends, I keep as a friend on Facebook. The crap I would take from unfriending her would be worse than anything she currently does to annoy me.

I am now in a very content relationship. God bless my g/f for having a sense of humor about my ex, who stalks my FB posts and makes weird and random comments.

Here's the thing . . . the ex is stunningly beautiful. amateur athlete, blonde, etc . . .

now go ahead and laugh at the idea of her dating me back in the day. and realize (as I did) there was a reason she is perpetually available. LOL
What's her number?
 
You poor bastard. If you want to meet at Bellisario's or some other gin joint in the north hills to discuss how to extract yourself from this disaster, I am willing to share some highly specialized knowledge.

Bellisario's? By Duncan Manor?
 
So I just got a card in the mail two days ago from a friend that I grew up with in Tennessee. She asked me for my address two years ago because she was getting married last year but I don't think that went down.

Sooooo... there's a bunch of hearts on it and "love ya's" and let's just say I'm not the one who got the mail that day.

Never realized how rigorous it is to try to explain that one and there's nothing to even lie about. The girl was a tomboy and was wrecked by most of my friends.
The Rambl'en Wreck from Tennessee? :(
 
So I just got a card in the mail two days ago from a friend that I grew up with in Tennessee. She asked me for my address two years ago because she was getting married last year but I don't think that went down.

Sooooo... there's a bunch of hearts on it and "love ya's" and let's just say I'm not the one who got the mail that day.

Never realized how rigorous it is to try to explain that one and there's nothing to even lie about. The girl was a tomboy and was wrecked by most of my friends.
Christmas on the couch this year ?
 
They are EX for a reason. It didn't work the first time it ain't goin to work this time either. Now if you just want
To get lucky play a little hard to get , hit it hard then dump her before she dumps you. Haha
I like the way you think.
 
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Sometimes exs are best left as exs, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...imagine one scorned twice?
 
On a similar note, in the past couple of days, I received two friend requests from a couple of girls from the Phillipines. I didn't realize my mojo had such a far reach but, I'm not really surprised. I can't really see a downside to accepting their requests. I'm going to run it by my wife later today. :)
 
uhm no. lol.

I have a crazy ex who, for reasons of maintaining peace among some former Baltimore friends, I keep as a friend on Facebook. The crap I would take from unfriending her would be worse than anything she currently does to annoy me.

I am now in a very content relationship. God bless my g/f for having a sense of humor about my ex, who stalks my FB posts and makes weird and random comments.

Here's the thing . . . the ex is stunningly beautiful. amateur athlete, blonde, etc . . .

now go ahead and laugh at the idea of her dating me back in the day. and realize (as I did) there was a reason she is perpetually available. LOL
Yet another reason I'm glad I don't have a Facebook account.
 
While we are talking about EXs. My 42 year old ex-wife is a teacher and has developed the worst reputation around. Makes out with every twenty something she could find in a bar, drinks like a fish, and now has a 27 year old boyfriend that works at the mall, drives a 2001 VW Jetta with black tinted windows, and his father brutally murdered a woman.
 
While we are talking about EXs. My 42 year old ex-wife is a teacher and has developed the worst reputation around. Makes out with every twenty something she could find in a bar, drinks like a fish, and now has a 27 year old boyfriend that works at the mall, drives a 2001 VW Jetta with black tinted windows, and his father brutally murdered a woman.
Other than that, what is your problem with her?
 
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While we are talking about EXs. My 42 year old ex-wife is a teacher and has developed the worst reputation around. Makes out with every twenty something she could find in a bar, drinks like a fish, and now has a 27 year old boyfriend that works at the mall, drives a 2001 VW Jetta with black tinted windows, and his father brutally murdered a woman.
Do you still get with her?
 
perhaps this is wishful thinking,but is getting Christmas cards and Facebook messesges from ex-girlfriends the green light?Please say yes!!!

RED. Depending on her age; she blimped up, has kids to pay for, has no pension and you are it, or she is now psycho; or all of the above. Let your big head think for your little one.
 
RED. Depending on her age; she blimped up, has kids to pay for, has no pension and you are it, or she is now psycho; or all of the above. Let your big head think for your little one.
Ask Cowlbell Man,she's completely out of my league hot
 
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