Got this in an e-mail yesterday. Thought a few here might enjoy it. Hope this copy and paste job works.
LATE NIGHT VET CALL.
Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her
neighbor's male dog while the neighbor was on vacation.
She had a large house and shebelieved that she could
keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting
off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found
the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when
dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do
next, and although it was very late at night, she called her
vet, who answered in a very grumpyvoice.
After she explained the problem tohim, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the
dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose
his erection and he will be able towithdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked for me," he replied.
LATE NIGHT VET CALL.
Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her
neighbor's male dog while the neighbor was on vacation.
She had a large house and shebelieved that she could
keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting
off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found
the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when
dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do
next, and although it was very late at night, she called her
vet, who answered in a very grumpyvoice.
After she explained the problem tohim, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the
dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose
his erection and he will be able towithdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked for me," he replied.
