If anyone could compete with many of those animals, this bloke could’ve....
RIP Stevo
RIP Stevo
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And/or runs and wins a major political office.They should have cross referenced IQ and self predicted ability to best certain animals in fights.
I would bet anybody who thinks they can beat a lion, Grizzly, elephant or crocodile in a fight has an IQ in the bottom quartile.
I've choked my chicken during my college days more than once.
If you get bit or scratched, go get the rabies vaccine.
Having come out on the short end attempting to stop a 50 # pit bull from attacking a small 15 # dog I have decided that if I see that again my intervention will be a loud noise and 95 grains. That way I can avoid another three hours in the emergency room and two weeks of pain. The victim dog now hops along on three legs and the owners of the pit bull paid $11,000 in vet bills. They also now have a two month old daughter and still have the
A biological imperativeDuring your college days and then stopped? Seems like an odd choice. Then again, I have no choice. 😞
When I was in Nam one night a monkey either jumped or fell into my fighting hole. He screeched and jumped out of one side, and I jumped out of the other side. Damn thing scared the sh*t out of me. I was lucky nobody shot me in the great monkey melee.
While scrambling out I cut my arm on God knows what. A corpsman came by and bandaged it, and I tried to talk him into putting me up for a Purple Heart. He laughed his ass off. He just wouldn’t buy my story that it was an NVA monkey 🐵. I know I wouldn’t want to fight one of those.
Michigan graduatesWho are these ****ing morons they polled?
Shit an adult male chimp would destroy any unarmed human - and it would be a bloody mess
unarmed I doubt itA raccoon just wandered into our backyard chiminea area and I think I could take one down.
I doubt you could understand them through all their slurring. [only explanation]I was thinking a squirrel. .
I’d love to hear the reasoning of those who think they could take down a lion, elephant, gorilla, or grizzly.
All you need is a sunny day and a magnifying glass.Much more environmentally friendlyIn my youth the local ant populations dubbed me El Ronson.
Is that could, have or would like to?I could pound a beaver
Didn't say I stopped.During your college days and then stopped? Seems like an odd choice. Then again, I have no choice. 😞
That man was crazy. Was and of all the things he gets speared by a stingray.If anyone could compete with many of those animals, this bloke could’ve....
RIP Stevo
I've choked my chicken during my college days more than once.
Crazy? Yes.That man was crazy. Was and of all the things he gets speared by a stingray.
I have an ongoing debate with the guys I play poker with that I could beat an orangutan in a fight. I insist on the fight being one 3-minute round scored with Olympic scoring and I get to bring one banana into the ring.
All you need is a sunny day and a magnifying glass.Much more environmentally friendly
That's a rather weird and expensive hobby for that old man.RudeDude's backyard. The true story...
I hate to tell you what he would do with the bananaI have an ongoing debate with the guys I play poker with that I could beat an orangutan in a fight. I insist on the fight being one 3-minute round scored with Olympic scoring and I get to bring one banana into the ring.
If they are like squirrels he better keep feeding them or they get to be a pain in the rearThat's a rather weird and expensive hobby for that old man.
Yeah they are and often are rabid. Good luck.Racoons are fast and nasty
If all else fails, you can probably run over it with your car. Armadillos are notoriously slow and dumb.I think I could take an armadillo ! Hopefully, he
would curl up in a ball
Yeah, good luck with that.There are accounts from many, many years ago of men killing a leopard without a weapon. They would get it on it's back and break it's ribs in with a knee.
Only because it dips into his Whisky/ Whiskey fund.That's a rather weird and expensive hobby for that old man.
Fixed it for you.I saw a special forces guy say that if you are attacked. Stick your forearm out and let them bite it. Reach behind animals neck with your other arm and try to break their neck. Seems plausible. Hope I never have to try it, and I’m surely not going to go around looking for the opportunity to try it.
Good eating. Better than chicken.That's a rather weird and expensive hobby for that old man.
Yeah, good luck with that.
My wife if she’s pissed she is unpredictable and she’s intelligentThere are a lot of animals out there that you would not want to mess with. One that is often overlooked is the hippo- they are huge, powerful, and very ill-tempered. Even crocs don't screw with them.
You should. Opossums cary more deadly diseases that could affect a healthy man on the east coast than any other four legged critter.I could outrun a possum.
women are far more dangerous than menMy wife if she’s pissed she is unpredictable and she’s intelligent
There are a lot of animals out there that you would not want to mess with. One that is often overlooked is the hippo- they are huge, powerful, and very ill-tempered. Even crocs don't screw with them.
My brother ran a trap line for muskrats skinned them and sold the pelts to Sears.I would sub if he was sick.Going out before dawn.Traps were nasty things.You should. Opossums cary more diseases that could affect a healthy man on the east coast than any other four legged critter.
They were somewhat bi-catch in my youth. Yet, still skinned and put them on a stretcher. Sold the pelts for $0.50.