wincing. Sure hope you weren’t together for long. Once that barbed wire gets rusty...My ex was as emotionally unstable as they come..... It was like having sex with an entangled ball of barbed wire. Imagine the pleasure in that.
Maybe that's how the rusty fishhook came to be.wincing. Sure hope you weren’t together for long. Once that barbed wire gets rusty...
For those men that have developed a repressed memory condition of the incident, here's a refersher:John Wayne Bobbitt agrees.
according to a German Study:
Men have better sex with emotionally unstable women
By Andrea Downey, The Sun
August 14, 2018 | 1:06pm | Updated
Men have better sex with women who are emotionally unstable, a study has revealed.
And women prefer men who are less agreeable but pay attention to detail, according to the German survey of a thousand people.
We already know that a person’s perception of how compatible they are with their partner makes for a great sex life.
But until now, how someone’s personality influenced another’s sex life had not been widely studied.
Lead researcher Julia Velten and her colleagues interviewed each volunteer about their sex lives, personality and sexual function.
For women, this included sexual desire, satisfaction, arousal and orgasm, and for men, it focused on erectile function, desire, satisfaction and orgasm.
They found “men whose partners had less emotional stability reported better sexual function” while “lower agreeableness of a sexual partner was predictive of better sexual function in women.”
Don’t show this post to your current gf.The 2 gf's I had before my current 7 year gf were crazy as the day is long. That said, they were absolute freaks in bed. So I concur with this premise.
Red handle, green blade. Was that a Christmas gift?For those men that have developed a repressed memory condition of the incident, here's a refersher:
link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bobbitt-slept-70-women-penis-attack-article-1.1380870
The knife used by Lorena Bobbitt to cut off the penis of her husband.
John Wayne Bobbitt agrees.
Don’t show this post to your current gf.
Ewww. I had to look that one up. One would certainly have to be unstable to perform or tolerate that. Who even thinks this stuff up?!?!?!Maybe that's how the rusty fishhook came to be.
Thanks Captain Obvious!according to a German Study:
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Thanks Captain Obvious!
I'da thought the handle would be green and the blade... red. yikers! A whole new take on the XMAs knife gift!For those men that have developed a repressed memory condition of the incident, here's a refersher:
link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bobbitt-slept-70-women-penis-attack-article-1.1380870
The knife used by Lorena Bobbitt to cut off the penis of her husband.
LOL, Who could ever forget that the guy she “circumcised” was named John Wayne? This reminds me of two classic fables from that time period:For those men that have developed a repressed memory condition of the incident, here's a refersher:
link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bobbitt-slept-70-women-penis-attack-article-1.1380870
The knife used by Lorena Bobbitt to cut off the penis of her husband.
Thanks for the gut buster Zig, really funny.LOL, Who could ever forget that the guy she “circumcised” was named John Wayne? This reminds me of two classic fables from that time period:
After performing the circumcision, Lorena took off in the car with JW’s manhood to dispose of it permanently and had it stashed in the ashtray. She picked up a hitchhiker who turned out to be Jeffrey Dahmer. He looks in the ashtray and inquires: “Are you going to eat that?”
After ridding herself of Dahmer (cutting off his ear in the process), Lorena disgustedly tosses JW’s manhood out the car window. Two blondes are driving in the opposite direction and it bounces off their windshield before landing alongside the road. One blonde says to the other: “Gloria, did you see the size of the coc# on that bug?”
Don’t show this post to your current gf.
Only someone addicted to gambling would make that move!Maybe he should - she would freak out, go crazy and he would reap the rewards of it.