Can you imaging Brands telling him "son, I know where you are, I was there".
The Ferrari Family Circus
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I don't know what I did to deserve this but....
I had concerns his gun play would be deemed not accurate enough.
Some black and white stripes on that uni, along with ankle monitors and he'd feel right at home.
You bring in Kememer to clean up your culture, since Kem is now gone, time to go all in on the old culture.
John Smith bent over backwards to make it work, he needs the points too, and he washed his hands of them. That pretty much says it all.
John Smith bent over backwards to make it work, he needs the points too, and he washed his hands of them. That pretty much says it all.
With that tan, I figured he would end up at tOSU.
Tan Tom can't handle being in the shade.
His deadlift seems to fit right in too.
Has there been any word on whether it will be Brooks or Kerkvliet humbling him?
By looking at his post he appears to be larger than 197 but i guess he still has time to cert
TnT aren’t stupid, their trying to generate more money for the bag man. Hoping to get another sponsor in the WWE. They’ll have the butt hole bomber and maniac molester for a tag team.
AJ looks to be entered into the soldier salute at 197.
He will be at 197. So, Brooks will be the man to beat him from the PSU squad
He isn't even jacked. Go talk to mehki lewis lol
Its what they do in Hollywood. It is easier to make someone look big by taking weight off of them than it is to bulk them up.
Does "superior genetics" explain his lack of intelligence and self-awareness?
I absolutely love Brooks. But unfortunately he isn't of the mindset of Zain. AJ deserves 7 minutes of kissing his shoe while bent backwards.
If Soldier Salute were competitive, would he be entered?
Sure, there will be some rust. But I doubt it will take that long to knock the rust off. Biggest factors might be conditioning and endurance, which (as I recall) were strengths in the past.
AJ is going to wrestle on the edge with 1 knee hugging the mat against Brooks. He’ll try his best to make it a 1 takedown match. No way in hell he stays in the center. Hopefully the refs force action
Imagine a match between AJ and Hidlay. For the love of God I hope they don’t let him wrestle from one knee. That should be an automatic stall call in today’s day and age.
I’m thrilled Iowa went all in on the Ferrari time bomb THIS season. Even after losing SVN, we are still going to destroy Iowa by 30-50 points. I fully expect the Ferrari clan to be on their best behavior for about 6 months. At least it’s happening when they aren’t a threat to us.
Once the honeymoon phase wears off, there’s no way 2 or 3 Ferraris can keep up this straight and narrow attitude for a few years.
Once PSU takes their soul in Kansas City and that warm weather hits the Iowa campus and the young coeds start prancing around in all those sports bras, it’s game over.
3 years from now we will look back at Brands absolutely selling his soul to the devil and getting no team titles out of it, and just smile.
At some point around March 22nd the Iowa fans will realize how little this moved the needle, and what little hope they had left will be all but gone.
Thanks Santa Brands for adding to what was already going to be a fantastic year in Happy Valley.
Once the honeymoon phase wears off, there’s no way 2 or 3 Ferraris can keep up this straight and narrow attitude for a few years.
Once PSU takes their soul in Kansas City and that warm weather hits the Iowa campus and the young coeds start prancing around in all those sports bras, it’s game over.
3 years from now we will look back at Brands absolutely selling his soul to the devil and getting no team titles out of it, and just smile.
At some point around March 22nd the Iowa fans will realize how little this moved the needle, and what little hope they had left will be all but gone.
Thanks Santa Brands for adding to what was already going to be a fantastic year in Happy Valley.
There was once a man named Tom who owned a Fiat. His car kept breaking down and just never got him where he wanted to go. He dreamed of owning a high-end Italian sports car. His slumdog millionaire friend agreed to help him buy a Ferrari to tow his broken-down Fiat around town. But Albert, the sly Ferrari dealer, would only LEASE a car to Tom, and only if Tom leased 3 Ferraris at a significant premium, including a second-hand model with considerable hail damage.
The lease agreement fine print also required Tom to pay extra high maintenance costs, accept responsibility for the road damage these models were prone to cause, and allow Albert to dictate Tom’s driving habits. Under the agreement, Albert also reserved the right to terminate the lease at any time and relocate his dealership to another town for any reason. Tom didn’t care about the fine print. He was just ecstatic to finally have his dream sports car(s).
The lease agreement fine print also required Tom to pay extra high maintenance costs, accept responsibility for the road damage these models were prone to cause, and allow Albert to dictate Tom’s driving habits. Under the agreement, Albert also reserved the right to terminate the lease at any time and relocate his dealership to another town for any reason. Tom didn’t care about the fine print. He was just ecstatic to finally have his dream sports car(s).
There once was a man from Nantucket
AJ Ferrari is a sexual predator
Iowa is a disaster
Tan Tom can't handle being in the shade.
No, his 665 pound deadlift is insufficient for the Buckeyes.
And this is their level now. This is how desperate that program is to stay relevant. I am sure there are tons of Iowa fans who feel like throwing up right now, but there are probably more who have long already convinced themselves that Ferrari was somehow exonerated in this whole fiasco.
You're 6 inches off. I think Tom is actually 5'4". Understandable mistake though.
Has he committed yet? It's listed as an official visit. I think there would have to be some conditions on his admission. But maybe not. He's a mighty good wrestler, so maybe the rules don't apply. I do have to wonder if he isn't another PD3. Someone they get excited about who never actually competes.
Every time this happens Brooks ought to point to the center of the mat and hold up a stall call.
