Weekend Headlines

[slushhead]

“Hawkeyes Lose Tough Dual and Perhaps Season — DeSanto Permanently Suspended after Ayala Injury”

 

[mcpat]

“Quiet Carver Crowd Acknowledges No Stalling in Year’s Biggest Dual Meet”

 

[slushhead]

Oh but we must.

It is the way

It would be a failure of the Maturity Test to end all Maturity Tests, and we would end up disfigured, jailed, divorced, committed, and pitied forever. Tempting for sure, but . . . we might lose board privileges in the end.

 

[mcpat]

“Iowa Politely Shakes Hands After Loss”

 

[slushhead]

“Quiet Carver Crowd Acknowledges No Stalling in Year’s Biggest Dual Meet”

Subheading “Drowns Misery in No-Sprinkle Carver Cones”

 

[mcpat]

“BTN Video Issues Force Dual to Online Streaming Services”

 

[NittanyLion84]

Iowa was cheated by pathetic officiating with not nearly enough stall calls against Penn State.

HR is fond of singling out the Penn State wrestlers that earned back points, as the most egregious staller’s.

 

[mcpat]

HR is fond of singling out the Penn State wrestlers that earned back points, as the most egregious staller’s.

He’s just holding him there on his back! He’s not trying to improve his position; that’s stalling!

 

[Lyco1990]

Jim Gibbons plays the Jim Gibbons Drinking Game during the broadcast, passes out during the 157 match.

No shit?

 

[nitlion6]

Tom and Terry weigh in at 125 and 133, claiming to still have eligibility. Rivera allows it. Spencer coaches calmly and collectively but ADS goes out on the mat when a call goes against Terry and gets a match point deduction.

I thought you were going to say ADS goes onto the mat chasing a ball.

 

[Dogwelder]

… we would end up disfigured, jailed, divorced, committed, and pitied forever. Tempting for sure, but . . . we might lose board privileges in the end.

 

[mcpat]

“Wrestling With One Arm Behind Your Back Should Be A Disadvantage”

 

[RB-Old]

It's not fair if Kemerer doesn't get 25 minutes between periods to catch his breath.

 

[RB-Old]

I feel like a 2-1 win against an Iowa wrestler at CH is like a 7-2 win anywhere else.

 

[RB-Old]

Is this gonna be 22-10 or 23-10?

 

[RB-Old]

Seriously that was a subpar performance by PSU tonight and they still won that.

 

[slushhead]

“Penn State Wrestling Fan Found Unresponsive in Snowbank Following Adrenaline Dump During New England Blizzard”

 

[El-Jefe]

Iowa spotted practicing in a frozen parking lot after the match.

 

[Ski]

Mad Man With One Shoe Mumbling About Binders and Bulletin Boards Outside of CHA Taken to Psych Ward For Evaluation

 

[bwfight]

Rivera praised as top official by Penn State and Iowa fans alike.