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Word on the street is Penn State's about to layoff SOME coaches

Question. You have a dozen cookies. Of those cookies, one is oatmeal and 11 are chocolate chip. Would it be correct to say some of my cookies are oatmeal?
We are Penn State. We are not normal. We will layoff 11/10 of a coach.
 
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Question. You have a dozen cookies. Of those cookies, one is oatmeal and 11 are chocolate chip. Would it be correct to say some of my cookies are oatmeal?

is the oatmeal cookie comparable to the chocolate chip cookies? does it coach for a div 1 school? is the oatmeal cookie's name "Jay Paterno"?
 
is the oatmeal cookie comparable to the chocolate chip cookies? does it coach for a div 1 school? is the oatmeal cookie's name "Jay Paterno"?
Perhaps we should reverse the ratio to 11 oatmeal and 1 chocolate chip......as Jay is "a chip off the old block."
 
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Did all 653 assistant AD's have to vote on this publicly, or was it done in private and declared to be anonymous?
 
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