but I'll take the milk and cookies that I just ate for breakfast every time.. (cleared by my consulatant @WTNuke) this is the official diet of @spyker
instructions/how a pro eats milk and cookies:
1) hold glass of milk in one hand
2) pick up cookie in other hand (be sure and have 16-17 more near by)
3) bite off 1/3rd, 1/2 of cookied (if you are a pro, and they are small and your wife/girl is not around, cram the whole thing in your mouth)
4) take 2 chomps.. don't ruin the integrity of the cookie, just break down so you don't choke on it
5) take a swig of milk, start to chew
6) take another swig of milk and chew some more..
7) take a 3rd swig of milk and knock that bastard down to your stomach
8) repeat 30-40x
-sg
instructions/how a pro eats milk and cookies:
1) hold glass of milk in one hand
2) pick up cookie in other hand (be sure and have 16-17 more near by)
3) bite off 1/3rd, 1/2 of cookied (if you are a pro, and they are small and your wife/girl is not around, cram the whole thing in your mouth)
4) take 2 chomps.. don't ruin the integrity of the cookie, just break down so you don't choke on it
5) take a swig of milk, start to chew
6) take another swig of milk and chew some more..
7) take a 3rd swig of milk and knock that bastard down to your stomach
8) repeat 30-40x
-sg
