"You are soooo lucky your husband/wife got killed while I am President! Some other presidents might not have called you at all and everyone says I make the BEST grief calls. I am soooo great at the empathy. I have the greatest empathy of anyone in the history of mankind. Believe me! I have the best empathy words of anyone. So, just be thankful that s/he died at the right time. They died at the best time possible. Remember to be grateful that they died exactly when they should have! And tell everyone that NO ONE can ease your grief like I can. I alone can comfort you. Believe me!"
