This is exactly the wrong way to deal with the media...
When JoePa was a young coach, he would invite the press to discuss thing while having a bourbon or two. He made friends that way. People got to see a little deeper into the program and what Joe was all about. As he got older, and the press got younger, he stopped "networking" with them. They wrote or said things he didn't like and he would show his displeasure. Do you think that made the press WANT to say nice things about Joe and the program? Of course, it's their job to write about Penn State and should have enough professionalism to not hold a grudge. I would also point out that speaking to the media is part of a coaches job, and coaches should have enough professionalism to take it in stride when someone writes something they don't like.
Also, from a psychology standpoint, it is recommended that you sit next to a person who could potentially disagree with you. This is because people are much less likely to initiate conflict with someone they are sitting close to.
Finally (if you believe that they really are out to get us), as the saying goes... keep your friends close and your enemies closer.