Fairgambit arrested?
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Then he hopped a plane to Alaska
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/02/08/naked-passenger-forces-turnaround-alaska-airlines-flight.html
The guy is 19. I have sportcoats that are older than 19.
Nonsense. Gambit has every local judge and police chief in his back pocket, just for situations like this.
Bene, Don Fairgambit. I need a man who has powerful friends. I need a million dollars in cash. I need, Don Fairgambit, all of those politicians that you carry around in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes.
In all fairness - there is always another side to every story...
This is the kind of stuff that happens when you leave your Xmas tree up too long.
Prosecutors are sissies there. Dropped charges because they wouldn't testify? At least take a shot at getting their initial statements to police in under excited utterance. Convicted plenty of domestic abusers that way,
Just to be fair, Fair is more of an Oil Less Fryer kind of guy. Plus only one sock...just not his style.
I will use your post to give a Gambit Christmas Tree Update. All ornaments are now off the tree and boxed, but the lights and garland are still on it and the tree remains where it's stood since the week before Christmas. Lent is next week, so we need to get it down. I think the rule is, if you don't get it down before Lent, you need to leave it up until after Easter, or something like that. Hmmmmm. Maybe? Nah, it's starting to drop needles. We'll take it down.
....Or, you could coat your naked body in cooking oil and go on acid-fueled rampage against your family with one sock on. Either way is good with me.
The only acid I use is the "antacid" variety, but I do like the naked body in cooking oil idea. I need to talk to my wife. On second thought, if she's covered with oil she'll be harder to catch, and I have enough trouble already.
All I'm saying is, we all have our traditions. Some are Orthodox, some not so much.The only acid I use is the "antacid" variety, but I do like the naked body in cooking oil idea. I need to talk to my wife. On second thought, if she's covered with oil she'll be harder to catch, and I have enough trouble already.
The guy is 19. I have sportcoats that are older than 19.
Leisure Suit Gambit
Wonder if he is related to the Cal student who came to be knows as "The Naked Guy." See linked article. (The best part is where they recount that a local homeless dude started to disrobe in support of The Naked Guy, and that it immediately prompted a counterdemonstration by students determined that the homeless guy keep his clothes on.)
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/How-Berkeley-s-Naked-Guy-met-a-tragic-end-3232119.php
Where was he wearing the sock? Maybe there's a good explanation why only one....
Well, that’s one hell of a bucket list Gambit’s got. No wonder he’s away from The Board so often. Now it all makes sense!
So now Fair gets needled here AND at home by his tree.
Wonder if he properly set up his tree back in Dec or if he only plopped it’s base into a bucket as part of his bucket list.....?
Wonder if he properly set up his tree back in Dec or if he only plopped it’s base into a bucket as part of his bucket list.....?
True, but that is not one. I have 3 sportcoats more than 20 years old, the oldest, a red beauty from 1989. I've worn it twice, so it's like new. I keep hoping it will come back in style. If it does, I'll need to lose 30 pounds before it fits.
"In days of old, when men were bold,
and rubbers weren't invented....."
I won't finish it.
True, but that is not one. I have 3 sportcoats more than 20 years old, the oldest, a red beauty from 1989. I've worn it twice, so it's like new. I keep hoping it will come back in style. If it does, I'll need to lose 30 pounds before it fits.
