- You shall have no other gods before Me.
Well, since ancient Jews practiced POLY theism, this commandment makes sense. You have tribal leaders making this clear once and for all. No longer open for debate
- You shall not make idols.
Simply an extension to Commandment Number One. Ancient Jews had idols
- You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
WOW! Such an authoritarian God worried that people take his name in vain
- Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Well, should we work EVERY day? No. Not according to ancient tribal leaders. You can have ONE day off from work. We still debate this today. Should we work 40 hours? Should we change that to 50 hours. Ancient man had to work 6 days and spend their only day off in the Temple worshipping. Some life, eh?
- Honor your father and your mother.
What if they're nuts? Then what? Cute commandment. Just another way to tell kids "DO WHAT YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU!"
- You shall not murder.
Now this is just rich! How the hell does one declare war? This means the United States was WRONG declaring war on the Japs and Nazis.
- You shall not commit adultery.
How else to keep your neighbor from fvcking your wife, make a commandment. And, the penalty for the woman who commits adultry? Death by stoning. Funny. The commandment just before this was "THOU SHALL NOT MURDER". Yet, Jews were breaking that commandment to enforce this commandment. Makes sense, right?!? And, if your husband is an abusive SOB, well...too fvckin bad! You stay married!
- You shall not steal.
Well, we can all agree on this, right? What about the poor? What about a mother with hungry kids whose parents are dead and husband died? What if she steals food for her kids? Ancient Jews didn't have food stamps.
- You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
Well, we can all agree on this, right? Probably the ONLY one that makes ANY sense. Tell the truth.
- You shall not covet.
Unless you are part of Capitalism, then it's o'k. Because we all know SOCIALISM doesn't work!
Now, since I'm smarter than Abraham, Moses and Jesus, combined, I will give you MY 10 Commandments:
Michael Felli's 10 Commandments.....
1. One human can never own another human
2. People of today have a responsibility to future generations
3. Do not abuse people with disabilities: organic and/or psychological
4. Do not abuse children
5. All humans are equal
6. Humans deserve adequate food, shelter and healthcare
7. Education must never be denied to any human
8. Any human can do whatever he or she pleases as long as they do not harm others or the environment
9. All humans have not only the right to live but, also, the right to die
10. All humans have the right to "due process"