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Fowler/Herbstreit for Rose Bowl commentary

Wasn't Todd Blackledge the #1 analyst for ABC/ESPN games? I must have totally missed his demotion.
 
Herbie will have a USC love fest going on.
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For those of us unlucky enough to attend, this is our punishment.
Oh gawd no!

Herbie the Homer is really really bad. He NEVER shuts up...pontificates and says whatever makes OSU look good. He will compliment us, but ONLY because the Buckeyes will somehow benefit from it. He showed his true homer colors this past week. He and Desmond can verbally stroke each other but I sure as hell don't want to listen to it. Sigh...Can't we have somebody professional do our game?
 
For those of us unlucky enough to attend, this is our punishment.

Let's hope the whole Game Day crew is not there, so that Des and his inanity does not detract from the entire live gameday atmosphere. Maybe he can come up with something other than Catholics vs. Convicts for his next anti-PSU pearl of Desdum, given someone has pointed out the stupidity of that statement to him by now. People working with him probably figure "Why bother? He ain't gettin' any smarter in this lifetime."
 
Let's hope the whole Game Day crew is not there, so that Des and his inanity does not detract from the entire live gameday atmosphere. Maybe he can come up with something other than Catholics vs. Convicts for his next anti-PSU pearl of Desdum, given someone has pointed out the stupidity of that statement to him by now. People working with him probably figure "Why bother? He ain't gettin' any smarter in this lifetime."

If they are I'll never make the mistake of watching them demolish PSU again. I didn't watch them all year but the Wiscy game and I'll never go back. They're intolerable. Nothing against the fans who show up at this circus either, but the whole production is basically a sitcom, they're all playing a role, and the producer comes out between breaks to get the crowd riled up...it's as entertaining as changing your oil. The sad part is that this freak show in no small part drives not only the conversation (narrative) if you will but the poll voters and the committees. I hope if ESPN is bought out the first thing they do is ditch that nuthouse. It's four cheerleaders in suits. No matter how wrong they get everything they say, here they come again next week with more spite, bile, anger, resentment, pettiness, and dumbness. Never again. I've wasted my last Saturday morning.
 
Well, after their performance and anti Penn St stuff last week, it may be entertaining to see what happens if they do show up at the Rose Bowl. I'm guessing their reception may be the same that Delany got in Indianapolis. ;)
 
If they are I'll never make the mistake of watching them demolish PSU again. I didn't watch them all year but the Wiscy game and I'll never go back. They're intolerable. Nothing against the fans who show up at this circus either, but the whole production is basically a sitcom, they're all playing a role, and the producer comes out between breaks to get the crowd riled up...it's as entertaining as changing your oil. The sad part is that this freak show in no small part drives not only the conversation (narrative) if you will but the poll voters and the committees. I hope if ESPN is bought out the first thing they do is ditch that nuthouse. It's four cheerleaders in suits. No matter how wrong they get everything they say, here they come again next week with more spite, bile, anger, resentment, pettiness, and dumbness. Never again. I've wasted my last Saturday morning.


Agree. I quit watching that crap show two years ago.
 
If they are I'll never make the mistake of watching them demolish PSU again. I didn't watch them all year but the Wiscy game and I'll never go back. They're intolerable. Nothing against the fans who show up at this circus either, but the whole production is basically a sitcom, they're all playing a role, and the producer comes out between breaks to get the crowd riled up...it's as entertaining as changing your oil. The sad part is that this freak show in no small part drives not only the conversation (narrative) if you will but the poll voters and the committees. I hope if ESPN is bought out the first thing they do is ditch that nuthouse. It's four cheerleaders in suits. No matter how wrong they get everything they say, here they come again next week with more spite, bile, anger, resentment, pettiness, and dumbness. Never again. I've wasted my last Saturday morning.
Now that you mention it - - - - A carnival of "well-dressed 21 Gunses" would probably be an apt description
 
Yup. You'll hear almost nothing about our Michigan blowout loss and a lot about our 9 game winning streak.

As soon as the committee was done with announced Top 4, he backed off PSU. He's a good little OSU propagandist. He'll butter us up during this game now that it doesn't matter.

Anyone, ever, who crosses paths with the Dickstreit is obligated to verbally light his ass up.
 
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I doubt it. Now that we can't harm his beloved Buckeyes, he'll be back on our bandwagon
He's talked many times how USC is the hottest team in the country and that they should be in the playoff talk. Last thing he wants is them to lose to a PSU team that he's dogged.
 
If they are I'll never make the mistake of watching them demolish PSU again. I didn't watch them all year but the Wiscy game and I'll never go back. They're intolerable. Nothing against the fans who show up at this circus either, but the whole production is basically a sitcom, they're all playing a role, and the producer comes out between breaks to get the crowd riled up...it's as entertaining as changing your oil. The sad part is that this freak show in no small part drives not only the conversation (narrative) if you will but the poll voters and the committees. I hope if ESPN is bought out the first thing they do is ditch that nuthouse. It's four cheerleaders in suits. No matter how wrong they get everything they say, here they come again next week with more spite, bile, anger, resentment, pettiness, and dumbness. Never again. I've wasted my last Saturday morning.

Now you know why their ratings and viewership is tanking... I for one am glad... I hope they fire the entire on air lineup and start over. Disgusting the way they constantly bash PSU still and Reece Davis is the leader of the band cheering them on. That POS I hope ends up working at McDonalds.
 
As soon as the committee was done with announced Top 4, he backed off PSU. He's a good little OSU propagandist. He'll butter us up during this game now that it doesn't matter.

Anyone, ever, who crosses paths with the Dickstreit is obligated to verbally light his ass up.
A very cool prank would be to go all Cold War spy stuff with him next time he's in Happy Valley. Pay a cute coed to work him at a bar, have her miked up when he inevitably gets tempted, and then have her out him. She excuses herself at the bar, and, whammy!!! Herbie-gate! He probably can't help himself.

Mushmouf could probably get tempted by a frat dude.
 
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Columbus man saddened, overjoyed by wife’s affair with Kirk Herbstreit
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jonathantu
9 years ago


COLUMBUS, OHIO – Police officer Jerry Dunlaw, 39, described the process of divorcing his wife of nine years Tracy Dunlaw (née Winters) on the grounds of adultery as “almost unbearably sad,” noting that it was only her affair with ESPN College GameDay analyst and former Ohio State quarterback Kirk Herbstreit that “made things bearable during a difficult time.”

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Herbstreit.

“No one can understand the sadness of a marriage that seems to be going strong only to be suddenly dissolved. You have to experience it first,” said Dunlaw. “I was ignorant about a lot of things. Maybe I was even too innocent. I believed this [marriage] would last forever.”

“Hey, check this out,” the 14-year veteran of the Columbus Narcotics Bureau added as he leafed through the former couple’s financial paperwork. “It’s a Varsity Club receipt signed by Kirk Herbstreit! How cool is that?”

Dunlaw then sobbed quietly for several minutes, making sure to keep the receipt dry and uncrumpled.

The Varsity Club, a local favorite for almost half a century, was one of several bars infrequently visited by Winters and Herbstreit over a period of “at least four years, but probably five,” according to Jack Stanislaw, a private detective hired by Dunlaw in July to investigate his then wife’s “suspicious behavior.”

Stanislaw said that Winters, 33, and Herbstreit, 38, first met in 2002 following a September 14 GameDay appearance in Columbus for a matchup between eventual national champion Ohio State and eleventh ranked Washington State.

Dunlaw recalled the incident.

“I remember it like it was yesterday. That was a good Wazzu team. We were so drunk after the win, and then we saw Herbie at the Varsity. I asked him to sign her [chest],” said Dunlaw. “It was pretty sweet.”

Winters and Dunlaw have agreed to joint custody of their two children, with each parent alternating weeks. The two also agreed that holidays will be spent together “or with Kirk Herbstreit, if possible.”

“There’s a lot about this situation that’s pretty messed up, obviously,” said Dunlaw. “But we’ve got kids and they’ve got to come first. Even though we don’t agree with each other, we could at least agree on that. Making sure the children can lead normal lives was the first priority. Plus, you know, they really love Herbstreit. So that was pretty simple.”

The only point of contention revolves around their Ohio State season tickets.

“We’ve got four of them,” said Winters. “Obviously the kids get two, but what about the other two? Jerry wants them both. I think that’s unreasonable.”

“I’m sure Kirk can get her in,” Dunlaw responded.

He paused.

“Speaking of which, I wonder if he can get me extras for the [Ohio State-Michigan] game? I’ll have to get Tracy to call him and ask.”

Though Herbstreit occasionally expressed regret regarding the affair, specifically its secretive nature and the guilt over cheating on his own wife of nine years, he was always “willing to sign memorabilia after our lovemaking,” according to Winters.

“Kirk’s so generous. It’s one of the things that really attracted me to him, I think. He’s got so much to do but he takes his time to interact with a fan like me. I knew Jerry would love stuff like signed footballs and jerseys. He [Jerry] always used to ask me how I got them, and I would just wink and smile and say ‘I think you’ve got a secret Santa somewhere,'” said Winters. “He’s just a great guy. We’re all so proud he’s a Buckeye.”

Dunlaw agreed.

“Kirk’s a Buckeye through and through. He’s always been there for us, for the school and the team. He just does everything right. He represents himself and the university well. He always knows what to say and how to say it.”

Added Dunlaw: “I wish he was here right now. I think he’d know how to help me pick up the pieces of my life.”

This isn’t the first time Dunlaw has crossed paths with Herbstreit. The two were both undergraduates at Ohio State at the same time. In fact, Dunlaw regulary sat “two or three” rows behind” Herbstreit during a shared business class.

“I saw him at a couple of parties, too. We kinda hung out with the same people, and he dated one of my best friends, Janine,” Dunlaw recalled.

“Well, ‘dated’ isn’t the right word for it. They hooked up a couple of times after I introduced them. Man, she was great. Easy to talk to, funny, smart, beautiful. Just the perfect girl. She even liked football! Loved it, actually, which is probably why she and Kirk ended up in the bathroom at parties. I wonder what she’s up to now?”

Mike Knox, Dunlaw’s best friend and a detective for the Columbus narcotics unit, was Dunlaw’s roommate at Ohio State.

“He was in love with [Janine],” said Knox. “Everyone knew it. He was pretty devastated when she first hooked up with Herbie. The only thing that got Jerry through it was the [13-13] tie with Michigan [in 1992].”

“Great game,” said Dunlaw. “[Michigan was] really good that year. I think Kirk set a passing record against them. Something like 28 or 29 completions against a team with Ty Law and Corwin Brown. Herbie really deserved that MVP award.”

“[Screw] Michigan,” he added.

Dunlaw has sought counseling for his grief but says psychiatrists have not helped so far.

“They’ve kinda helped me understand the situation. Coping with it is something entirely different,” the police officer said. “The pain’s still there. I don’t know if it’ll ever truly be gone. I think it’ll get less and less worse until maybe one day I’ll wake up and it’s not there anymore – but that day is still far away.”

Dunlaw’s watch alarm then went off, reminding the Ohio State alumnus ESPN’s SportsCenter was coming on.

“The GameDay crew’s breaking down the BCS situation today,” he said excitedly.

As the nightly program wound through several non-college football segments, Dunlaw reflected on the surreal nature of his situation: “I still can’t believe Herbie’s sleeping with my Tracy. It’s so unreal. I feel like I should be texting Knox right now. Y’know, something like, ‘Oh my god. You won’t believe this! This is amazing!'”

Dunlaw’s eyes settled on his wedding picture still mounted on the wall above his television.

“I asked Tracy to marry me after the ’98 Michigan game. We had finally beat those [guys], and I dropped to my knee right there and then. I was the happiest man alive when she said ‘yes’. Now I just feel like a shadow.”

“There he is!” Dunlaw exclaimed, pointing at Herbstreit’s televised face. “My wife totally slept with him!”

“Ex-wife,” Dunlaw corrected.
 
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He had an incredible career as a football player during high school and a successful baseball player. Later, he married his high school sweetheart, Alison Butler, in 1998. Alison was a cheerleader where he played. The couple has four sons, Jake and Tye are identical twins and are in 8th grade while the third son Zak is in 6th grade, and the youngest son Chase will soon be in 2nd grade. In 2007, the news of Kirk having an affair with the wife of a Columbus police officer came out in the media. Evidently the police officer, Jerry Dunlaw is also Kirk’s fan, who once asked Kirk to sign his wife’s chest after a game. Jerry ended up divorcing his wife Tracy on grounds of adultery and affair with Kirk for five years. Kirk is said to have called the couple and expressed regret for his actions which affected their lives tragically. There were several reports of Kirk having another extramarital affair with Erin Andrews, but he, and his wife have never publicly addressed this issue.

For now, Kirk and his wife Alison are doing well, although the news is filled with reports of his affair with Tracy and there were rumors of the couple getting separated but there are no indications of a divorce coming soon.
 
A very cool prank would be to go all Cold War spy stuff with him next time he's in Happy Valley. Pay a cute coed to work him at a bar, have her miked up when he inevitably gets tempted, and then have her out him. She excuses herself at the bar, and, whammy!!! Herbie-gate! He probably can't help himself.

Mushmouf could probably get tempted by a frat dude.

That's a hell of an imsgination you got there.
 
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Columbus man saddened, overjoyed by wife’s affair with Kirk Herbstreit
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jonathantu
9 years ago


COLUMBUS, OHIO – Police officer Jerry Dunlaw, 39, described the process of divorcing his wife of nine years Tracy Dunlaw (née Winters) on the grounds of adultery as “almost unbearably sad,” noting that it was only her affair with ESPN College GameDay analyst and former Ohio State quarterback Kirk Herbstreit that “made things bearable during a difficult time.”

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Herbstreit.

“No one can understand the sadness of a marriage that seems to be going strong only to be suddenly dissolved. You have to experience it first,” said Dunlaw. “I was ignorant about a lot of things. Maybe I was even too innocent. I believed this [marriage] would last forever.”

“Hey, check this out,” the 14-year veteran of the Columbus Narcotics Bureau added as he leafed through the former couple’s financial paperwork. “It’s a Varsity Club receipt signed by Kirk Herbstreit! How cool is that?”

Dunlaw then sobbed quietly for several minutes, making sure to keep the receipt dry and uncrumpled.

The Varsity Club, a local favorite for almost half a century, was one of several bars infrequently visited by Winters and Herbstreit over a period of “at least four years, but probably five,” according to Jack Stanislaw, a private detective hired by Dunlaw in July to investigate his then wife’s “suspicious behavior.”

Stanislaw said that Winters, 33, and Herbstreit, 38, first met in 2002 following a September 14 GameDay appearance in Columbus for a matchup between eventual national champion Ohio State and eleventh ranked Washington State.

Dunlaw recalled the incident.

“I remember it like it was yesterday. That was a good Wazzu team. We were so drunk after the win, and then we saw Herbie at the Varsity. I asked him to sign her [chest],” said Dunlaw. “It was pretty sweet.”

Winters and Dunlaw have agreed to joint custody of their two children, with each parent alternating weeks. The two also agreed that holidays will be spent together “or with Kirk Herbstreit, if possible.”

“There’s a lot about this situation that’s pretty messed up, obviously,” said Dunlaw. “But we’ve got kids and they’ve got to come first. Even though we don’t agree with each other, we could at least agree on that. Making sure the children can lead normal lives was the first priority. Plus, you know, they really love Herbstreit. So that was pretty simple.”

The only point of contention revolves around their Ohio State season tickets.

“We’ve got four of them,” said Winters. “Obviously the kids get two, but what about the other two? Jerry wants them both. I think that’s unreasonable.”

“I’m sure Kirk can get her in,” Dunlaw responded.

He paused.

“Speaking of which, I wonder if he can get me extras for the [Ohio State-Michigan] game? I’ll have to get Tracy to call him and ask.”

Though Herbstreit occasionally expressed regret regarding the affair, specifically its secretive nature and the guilt over cheating on his own wife of nine years, he was always “willing to sign memorabilia after our lovemaking,” according to Winters.

“Kirk’s so generous. It’s one of the things that really attracted me to him, I think. He’s got so much to do but he takes his time to interact with a fan like me. I knew Jerry would love stuff like signed footballs and jerseys. He [Jerry] always used to ask me how I got them, and I would just wink and smile and say ‘I think you’ve got a secret Santa somewhere,'” said Winters. “He’s just a great guy. We’re all so proud he’s a Buckeye.”

Dunlaw agreed.

“Kirk’s a Buckeye through and through. He’s always been there for us, for the school and the team. He just does everything right. He represents himself and the university well. He always knows what to say and how to say it.”

Added Dunlaw: “I wish he was here right now. I think he’d know how to help me pick up the pieces of my life.”

This isn’t the first time Dunlaw has crossed paths with Herbstreit. The two were both undergraduates at Ohio State at the same time. In fact, Dunlaw regulary sat “two or three” rows behind” Herbstreit during a shared business class.

“I saw him at a couple of parties, too. We kinda hung out with the same people, and he dated one of my best friends, Janine,” Dunlaw recalled.

“Well, ‘dated’ isn’t the right word for it. They hooked up a couple of times after I introduced them. Man, she was great. Easy to talk to, funny, smart, beautiful. Just the perfect girl. She even liked football! Loved it, actually, which is probably why she and Kirk ended up in the bathroom at parties. I wonder what she’s up to now?”

Mike Knox, Dunlaw’s best friend and a detective for the Columbus narcotics unit, was Dunlaw’s roommate at Ohio State.

“He was in love with [Janine],” said Knox. “Everyone knew it. He was pretty devastated when she first hooked up with Herbie. The only thing that got Jerry through it was the [13-13] tie with Michigan [in 1992].”

“Great game,” said Dunlaw. “[Michigan was] really good that year. I think Kirk set a passing record against them. Something like 28 or 29 completions against a team with Ty Law and Corwin Brown. Herbie really deserved that MVP award.”

“[Screw] Michigan,” he added.

Dunlaw has sought counseling for his grief but says psychiatrists have not helped so far.

“They’ve kinda helped me understand the situation. Coping with it is something entirely different,” the police officer said. “The pain’s still there. I don’t know if it’ll ever truly be gone. I think it’ll get less and less worse until maybe one day I’ll wake up and it’s not there anymore – but that day is still far away.”

Dunlaw’s watch alarm then went off, reminding the Ohio State alumnus ESPN’s SportsCenter was coming on.

“The GameDay crew’s breaking down the BCS situation today,” he said excitedly.

As the nightly program wound through several non-college football segments, Dunlaw reflected on the surreal nature of his situation: “I still can’t believe Herbie’s sleeping with my Tracy. It’s so unreal. I feel like I should be texting Knox right now. Y’know, something like, ‘Oh my god. You won’t believe this! This is amazing!'”

Dunlaw’s eyes settled on his wedding picture still mounted on the wall above his television.

“I asked Tracy to marry me after the ’98 Michigan game. We had finally beat those [guys], and I dropped to my knee right there and then. I was the happiest man alive when she said ‘yes’. Now I just feel like a shadow.”

“There he is!” Dunlaw exclaimed, pointing at Herbstreit’s televised face. “My wife totally slept with him!”

“Ex-wife,” Dunlaw corrected.

Wow. Aren't all these folks just model citizens. From the cop to the (obviously) hot chick playing her wear's to the TV VIP.......everything we want to represent America from its heartland.
 
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