HR to English Dictionary

[James P. Whitters III]

This board has a few gentlemen that frequent HR to share in the high quality content that fine group of people provide, so I thought I might help out with a printable pocket sized actual meaning dictionary. Feel free to expand this. I hope it helps those who read HR to understand the real message.

1. "Sandunsky"- We can't compete with PSU in wrestling or rational discussions.

2. "Stalling"- All that is Holy yet something we would never do.

3. "Doing things right"- Losing to PSU

4. "Next Year"- Never

5. "Best Fans in Wrestling"- Missing several teethe and returning Busch Light cans to pay for Flo Subscription.

6."Trained through it"- suffered a butt kicking

7."Flo sucks"- Drink our Kool Aid or we will cry

8."Carl can't coach"- Tommy can't recruit

9. "Slush Fund"- PSU fans have jobs- can anything be less fair?

10. "Cheating"- Winning

11. "Dumbest Post I've ever read"- Truth hurts.

12. "Stupid"-Pretty close to factual

13. "Little Brother"- Established much earlier and produced our Messiah.

14. "Forcing the Action"- Blocking off and pushing.

15. "Inner Circle"- Circle Jerk

16. "Take on the Aliens" - Orange

17. "best lightweight room in the country"- other than 125 and 133 our guys are pretty much left to figure it out themselves.

18. "wrestling center of the world"- check out all of this corn.

19. "Pulling in PA talent"- Spencer and a bunch of guys Cael wouldn't let walk on have accepted full rides"

20. "Midlands"- our NCAA tournament

 

[TheJimReaper]

That's pretty accurate. They're having an absolute meltdown right now because Flo said that Lee wasn't injured or sick.

 

[SWPA]

"Stupid" - pretty close to factual

 

[The Japanese Whizzer]

"Dumbest post I've ever read" = truth hurts

 

[James P. Whitters III]

Great work guys. I will get those added on my official list. It seems a little long for a T-shirt, but I think at least a pocket sized reference card to hang near the computer could come in handy.

 

[SWPA]

Just to be clear, I don't read HR. Any info I have on this subject is from people who are on HR (i've come to learn) and also post on here. I would assume that the vernacular from there translates to here.

 

[fizzyskittles]

This board has a few gentlemen that frequent HR to share in the high quality content that fine group of people provide, so I thought I might help out with a printable pocket sized actual meaning dictionary. Feel free to expand this. I hope it helps those who read HR to understand the real message.

1. "Sandunsky"- We can't compete with PSU in wrestling or rational discussions.

2. "Stalling"- All that is Holy yet something we would never do.

3. "Doing things right"- Losing to PSU

4. "Next Year"- Never

5. "Best Fans in Wrestling"- Missing several teethe and returning Busch Light cans to pay for Flo Subscription.

6."Trained through it"- suffered a butt kicking

7."Flo sucks"- Drink our Kool Aid or we will cry

8."Carl can't coach"- Tommy can't recruit

9. "Slush Fund"- PSU fans have jobs- can anything be less fair?

10. "Cheating"- Winning

11. "Dumbest Post I've ever read"- Truth hurts.

12. "Stupid"-Pretty close to factual

13. "Little Brother"- Established much earlier and produced our Messiah.

When I lived in Iowa in the mid 80s Heilmann’s Old Style (dog style ) was 2.99 a 12 pack.
Wasn’t that bad actually.

 

[liex26]

I still live in Iowa, and the Busch Light references about this state are very, very real.

 

[dunkej01]

That's pretty accurate. They're having an absolute meltdown right now because Flo said that Lee wasn't injured or sick.

Yeah because they dont have "any" sources in IC. Those tricky Cowboys fed them bad info knowing they would blow it up like a knitting group. silly

I know enough to know that Flo reports what they believe. Do people give them bad info, sure, but I believe they know how the game is played and vet their info.

Where there is smoke, there usually is fire.....underneath

 

[WildTurk]

You guys are obsessed with Iowa

 

[Lyons212]

To

You guys are obsessed with Iowa

To be honest, the OP lives in Iowa and wrestled for ISU.

 

[James P. Whitters III]

Only Spencer and Tom know the truth. The Lee family has not been in the loop, and the doctors involved also have no idea whatsoever. Zero nurses, trainers,girlfriends,wives,team members,assistant coaches,best friends,custodians, or anyone else knows anything. Tom and Spencer are very tight lipped. I read that from a very good source who knows the whole truth yet can't possibly? Weird.

 

[RoarLions1]

Thankful and grateful...

 

[James P. Whitters III]

You guys are obsessed with Iowa

I mean they are my big brother Turk! My wise,all knowing,never stalling,doing it the right way example of how to be a better man. How could I be anything but obsessed with my perfect older brother?

 

[dunkej01]

You guys are obsessed with Iowa

iowa not really, but maybe.....a good case could be made for the HR. As we battle it out for the best D1 college wrestling site.

You on the other hand love this site and thats A.O.K. buddy

 

[WildTurk]

If somethings just a little off or out of place it's like boom! To the message boards!

 

[dunkej01]

If somethings just a little off or out of place it's like boom! To the message boards!

its a glorious business model. shame your just now recognizing it.

 

[WildTurk]

Spencer lost a match... Iowa isn't a good place for him. He should transfer!

Iowa loses a dual... Brands should be fired!

Iowa finishes 2-4th place.. Their program is falling apart and they should change everything they do!

 

[LDandy]

If somethings just a little off or out of place it's like boom! To the message boards!

You realize that making your "observations" here only serves to perpetuate the things that you claim to dislike so much. Somebody is posting negatively about Iowa on a Penn State Board. Boom to BWI to complain about it.

 

[GOLDBANGER]

Pinfall = Pin or Fall but not both.

 

[dunkej01]

Spencer lost a match... Iowa isn't a good place for him. He should transfer!

Iowa loses a dual... Brands should be fired!

Iowa finishes 2-4th place.. Their program is falling apart and they should change everything they do!

Things said on the HR for $500, Alex

 

[WildTurk]

I'm surprised you didn't hashtag that

 

[nitlion6]

Spencer lost a match... Iowa isn't a good place for him. He should transfer!

Iowa loses a dual... Brands should be fired!

Iowa finishes 2-4th place.. Their program is falling apart and they should change everything they do!

I am puzzled. You now come to BWI to bitch about the content on HR?

 

[jrod65]

I am puzzled. You now come to BWI to bitch about the content on HR?

"That's what we do!"




Couldn't resist. It was the perfect lob.

 

[dunkej01]

I'm surprised you didn't hashtag that

BWI is a strong drug for you it seems.

#kickthehabit
#justsayno

 

[nitlion6]

Since HR appears to be the topic. Has anybody else read the Okie St vs Iowa thread and watched the match.
I read the thread prior to watching. Having read the thread I watched curious as to how much stalling occurred. Typical HR take on Iowa wrestling. The other guys do all the stalling while at the same time those other guys also initiate most of the offensive attacks and offensive scoring.

Oklahoma State flat out, outwrestled Iowa yet whine, whine, whine, heees stallllin, he was stallllin, whine, sniffle, boo-hoo.

Oh yeah. "Heeees staaallling" has to be a synonym for "Sam Stoll is wrestling".

 

[Ja1339]

Since HR appears to be the topic. Has anybody else read the Okie St vs Iowa thread and watched the match.
I read the thread prior to watching. Having read the thread I watched curious as to how much stalling occurred. Typical HR take on Iowa wrestling. The other guys do all the stalling while at the same time those other guys also initiate most of the offensive attacks and offensive scoring.

Oklahoma State flat out, outwrestled Iowa yet whine, whine, whine, heees stallllin, he was stallllin, whine, sniffle, boo-hoo.

Oh yeah. "Heeees staaallling" has to be a synonym for "Sam Stoll is wrestling".

I didn't watch the match, but from the HR thread, I was convinced the referee was Coach Smith's brother in law and was out doing everything he could to make sure the Pokes won.

 

[Ja1339]

I didn't watch the match, but from the HR thread, I was convinced the referee was Coach Smith's brother in law and was out doing everything he could to make sure the Pokes won.

I was genuinely concerned that Vodka's head was going to explode.

 

[SWPA]

I didn't watch the match, but from the HR thread, I was convinced the referee was Coach Smith's brother in law and was out doing everything he could to make sure the Pokes won.

He didn't have to try very hard.

 

[nitlion6]

I didn't watch the match, but from the HR thread, I was convinced the referee was Coach Smith's brother in law and was out doing everything he could to make sure the Pokes won.

The ref could have had a better day.
HR was correct in wanting Fix called for stalling for backing oob X 1, and I probably would have called Fix once while riding. However, Fix had a TD. I mean a plain as day, can't be much more obvious TD, that this ref could not get right even with a review. Fix outwrestle DeSanto by a decent margin.

HR wanted Weigel run off the mat for running Warner off of the mat. Weigel was called for stalling twice and was penalized for hands to the face. Two thirds of Warner's points were given him by the ref. He scored one point on his own.
Most of the time Weigel was chasing Warner as they went off the mat. There was no effort at all by Warner to stay on the mat. Stoll however, would blatantly drive a fighting to stay in bounds Derek White off the mat and I think there was one call.

 

[nitlion6]

I was genuinely concerned that Vodka's head was going to explode.

Considering the strength required by that vacuum filled skull to not collapse due to external pressures I am fairly certain if an explosion was possible in a vacuum the skull would maintain its integrity.

 

[El-Jefe]

"You guys are obsessed with Iowa" = doesn't read posts about PSU or about Ohio State.

 

[El-Jefe]

Translation for "meet you at the bridge"?

 

[ss7]

The ref could have had a better day.
HR was correct in wanting Fix called for stalling for backing oob X 1, and I probably would have called Fix once while riding. However, Fix had a TD. I mean a plain as day, can't be much more obvious TD, that this ref could not get right even with a review. Fix outwrestle DeSanto by a decent margin.

HR wanted Weigel run off the mat for running Warner off of the mat. Weigel was called for stalling twice and was penalized for hands to the face. Two thirds of Warner's points were given him by the ref. He scored one point on his own.
Most of the time Weigel was chasing Warner as they went off the mat. There was no effort at all by Warner to stay on the mat. Stoll however, would blatantly drive a fighting to stay in bounds Derek White off the mat and I think there was one call.

I disagree about the Fix stalling in neutral. DeSanto was just tying up and pushing Fix to the edge of the mat. In my mind, that shouldn't earn points.

If pushing a guy out of bounds (while not actually trying to shoot) is worthy of points, than we should just have a FS-style out of bounds rule.

 

[nerfstate]

I disagree about the Fix stalling in neutral. DeSanto was just tying up and pushing Fix to the edge of the mat. In my mind, that shouldn't earn points.

If pushing a guy out of bounds (while not actually trying to shoot) is worthy of points, than we should just have a FS-style out of bounds rule.

Didn’t Desanto try a shot at the edge, and Fix stepped out to avoid it? Seems pretty clear to me, but I also think fix had a TD.

 

[nitlion6]

I disagree about the Fix stalling in neutral. DeSanto was just tying up and pushing Fix to the edge of the mat. In my mind, that shouldn't earn points.

If pushing a guy out of bounds (while not actually trying to shoot) is worthy of points, than we should just have a FS-style out of bounds rule.

There was one where Fix flat out conceded ground and retreated without a struggle or any effort to circle in. I like the intent of the rule and this single occurance was IMO a perfect example.
As far as just pushing and pushing. Flying Tiger alluded to it in a post the other day. Iowa obviously spends a ton of time working situational wrestling to score stalling points.

 

[Dogwelder]

Translation for "meet you at the bridge"?

“Meet you at the bridge” = “I have a small penis”

 

[buck110]

That is great. You need to post that list on HR.

 

[aalion]

Spencer lost a match... Iowa isn't a good place for him. He should transfer!

Iowa loses a dual... Brands should be fired!

Iowa finishes 2-4th place.. Their program is falling apart and they should change everything they do!

At least 2 of these things are being actively discussed/debated by Iowa fans....

 

[ss7]

There was one where Fix flat out conceded ground and retreated without a struggle or any effort to circle in. I like the intent of the rule and this single occurance was IMO a perfect example.
As far as just pushing and pushing. Flying Tiger alluded to it in a post the other day. Iowa obviously spends a ton of time working situational wrestling to score stalling points.

Maybe it's just my overall issue with that part of the stalling rule.

I replied to Flying Tiger about this. I don't like these rules that basically award mat positioning. When someone shoots, the other guy is going to naturally move backwards. I think you should earn points because you take a guy down, not because you've managed to force that guy into a position on the mat where he can't practice "normal" defense against a takedown.

When DeSanto put his fist in the air, he had just pushed Fix off the mat. It wasn't off a shot. If that's how points are going to be scored, then just adopt the FS rule (maybe with a warning before a point is conceded).