If McKenna commits to Penn State
execute (This is chess, this ain't checkers)
{
" I told you so!!!!!!"
"My lunch time meetings with Cael, Casey, and Cody are starting to pay dividends!!!!!"
"McKenna needs to hit the weights hard!!!!"
"you guys need to start coming to practice. For Real!!!
"He'll be teching Zain and Jason in the room in no time!!!"
}
ELSE
{
Week 1: "If we don't hear anything this week I'll be shocked!!!"
Week 2: "If we don't hear anything this week I'll be gobsmacked!!!"
Week 3: "if we don't hear anything this week I'll be flabbergasted!!!"
}
If Mckenna commits elsewhere
{
"There was no room for him anyway, he'd have to drop to 33 and George beats him anyway"
" They'll make him hate wrestling"
"He'll regress in that room"
" They got his Dad a job a NASA"
"Damn, my buddies were coming over to celebrate his commtiment (BYOSO - Bring your own scented oils)
}