Johnny, what do you make of this??????
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Teacher asks "can you spell dictate and use it in a sentence?"
Spanky, Alfalfa and Buckwheat were all asked. Spanky says " dick " and she interrupts and says "No, that's not right.
Alfalfa says " dik " and again she interrupts Saying " no, that's not right either."
Then she asks buckwheat if he could spell dictate and use it in a sentence. Buckwheat says " ohtay, d-i-c-t-a-t-e." She says " that's right, now use it in a sentence." He says " ohtay, my girlfriend says my dictate good."
Vocabulary Lesson
1. One day a little Johnny went up to his father to get some help on his vocabulary homework. He had a hard time figuring out what theoretically and realistically meant. He went to his father and asked, "dad, what does theoretically and realistically mean?"
His father said, "well son, if you want to know, then this is how you'll find out...go up to your mom and ask her if she would sleep with a complete stranger for $500,000."
The boy looked puzzled and said, "but what does this have to do with it?" "don't worry about it, just go do it." his father said. So the boy ran upstairs and came running back down 2 minutes later saying "Dad, Mom said she would do it."
His Father said, "good, now go ask your sister the same question you asked your mother now." The boy became confused again. but...but, "Trust me son, just go ask her and come back." So the boy ran into his sisters bedroom and came back out to his father in a matter of a few seconds. "Dad, sissy said she would do too, but what does this have to do with what theoretically and realistically mean?"
His dad replied, "well son, theoretically I have 1,000,000 dollars and realistically we have two whores living in the house".
2. Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"
1. One day a little Johnny went up to his father to get some help on his vocabulary homework. He had a hard time figuring out what theoretically and realistically meant. He went to his father and asked, "dad, what does theoretically and realistically mean?"
His father said, "well son, if you want to know, then this is how you'll find out...go up to your mom and ask her if she would sleep with a complete stranger for $500,000."
The boy looked puzzled and said, "but what does this have to do with it?" "don't worry about it, just go do it." his father said. So the boy ran upstairs and came running back down 2 minutes later saying "Dad, Mom said she would do it."
His Father said, "good, now go ask your sister the same question you asked your mother now." The boy became confused again. but...but, "Trust me son, just go ask her and come back." So the boy ran into his sisters bedroom and came back out to his father in a matter of a few seconds. "Dad, sissy said she would do too, but what does this have to do with what theoretically and realistically mean?"
His dad replied, "well son, theoretically I have 1,000,000 dollars and realistically we have two whores living in the house".
2. Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"
