The only problem with this plan is it makes waaaaaaaay too much sense. As someone pointed out before, these boys had to make a choice between:
- Call 911, have an ambulance take him to the hospital, get cited for underage drinking, lose their charter and be kicked off campus or
- Hope he is simply passed out and will wake up in the morning with a bad hangover
We would put water on the floor in the basement of my fraternity and (like a slip and slide) run and slide up to the bar and chug a beer. My senior year we had a little sister try this and when she slid feet first smacked the back of her head. I was at the bar and when I went to help her up I noticed she was starting to convulse. I immediately alerted the others around me, ran up to my room and called 911. An ambulance took her to the hospital where she spent a week with a severe concussion. We were petrified her parents would sue our fraternity, but she told them it was her fault and nothing happened to our house.
I never thought twice calling 911 that there could be severe consequences, but this was the mid-80s when people were more likely to take responsibility for their own actions. I'd like to think I would have done the same thing at Beta this winter, but I can't honestly say I would knowing all of the consequences today.
And like you Ned, I didn't join a fraternity for the parties (although that was a nice perk) and was looking for a sense of belonging. It was the best decision I made while in college.