non-political funny meme thread
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They left out the DEI administrator…most important of all!
F…..K NO.
At age 40, In 1990 on the Blue Route, I jumped 20 feet to avoid falling head first. Double Back & neck operations in 1990 & 1991 to help nerve regeneration in my legs.
Five yrs of rehab, insurance restricted me to office work, no more construction surveying. Owner ask me to study for obtaining professional engineers licenses in PA, DE, MD.
Sort of funny, started my engineering career at Michael Baker in the bridge division in 69’, by 1978 I left Baker and worked for Bechtel Corp. 10 yrs, following Bechtel, I worked 39 yrs with my current employer. The last three yrs I accepted a three day work week w/ benefits + a few additional perks.
When the owner decides to retire, I’ll be retiring, the owner is a week younger than me. My current employment situation would not have happened if I didn’t have an accident in 90. Maybe their is a God in the Heavens watching over me.
Back to the ILLINOIS GAME…
$hit, I’m sure the Nitt Nation would like to play Illinois being undefeated.
You know as much about jokes as you do football, finance and logic. That is to say Jack $hit.My bad. I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
Hospital no longer, I’m sure the Doc is deceased.
Surgery By a neurological surgeon from the Philadelphia area that located in the Wilkes Barre area. Dr. Ambroso, a one-eyed, neurosurgeon operated in the Nesbitt Hospital, Kingston.
He located in NEPA because he liked hunting-sporting with animals
Again with the homosexuality, Perfect Pitch? I think it would be best for all concerned if you just came out and lived your true life.
Whoa! What about my post had anything to do with homosexuality? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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You mention therapy and related concepts far more often than I jokingly bring up anything related to sexuality ... by your Bushwood Logic, this must mean you have serious psychological issues. Do you want to share your maladies with the board, or just let us speculate?
And I know you remember that I already mentioned how easily you can be diagnosed from a freshman psych text. No need to write another thesis though, just move on to your 11th user name. You did get one thing right however. You certainly are a joke.
So you confirm that you suffer from these mental maladies, but you want us to speculate as to what, exactly, they are? Deal.
Makes fun of them all so here goes…..for fans of The Office
Old guy comedian.
I asked a woman for her number, she said "140 over 95".
I asked a woman for her number, she said "140 over 95".
@step.eng69
How long would it take to prepare an engineering plan to build this and how much red tape involved in getting all permits?
How long would it take to prepare an engineering plan to build this and how much red tape involved in getting all permits?
See how fast things can get done without government interference?
That sounds horrible but I'm glad things worked out OK for you.
Your comment about jumping and bridge division reminds me of an old Rodney Dangerfield joke. He said his wife signed him up for a bridge club. He said he jumps next Thursday.
I am typically NOT a fan of commercials but game gotta recognize game.
