non-political funny meme thread

[Woodpecker]

Is anyone following Shannon Sharpe? Apparently, he had sex with a woman while he accidentally live-streamed it on Instagram.

Shannon Sharpe apologizes for viral Instagram Live sex broadcast

Shannon Sharpe was "embarrassed for a number of reasons" after intimate audio was streamed live to his 3.2 million Instagram followers.

www.usatoday.com

I hate it when that happens

 

[psuro]

Possibly not safe for work but still funny.

And posted especially for @psuro whom visits too rarely.

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I post here whenever I want to visit my sig pic girl. Or find a new one.

 

[The Spin Meister]

I post here whenever I want to visit my sig pic girl. Or find a new one.

Appears she dumped you!😢

 

[psuro]

Appears she dumped you!😢

That's hurtful.

 

[gogolion]

Inviting this beautiful young lady to my next tailgate!

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What's amazing is she put on her glasses while she carried the beers from the kitchen to the table!

 

[Woodpecker]

What's amazing is she put on her glasses while she carried the beers from the kitchen to the table!

And put more beer in that top mug!

 

[The Spin Meister]

Ok….. these are amazing but…….. how do we know they won’t suddenly attack us?

 

[The Spin Meister]

Somebody put a lot of work into this….

 

[Kasparaitis]

I once bought a holiday package at Cedar Point that included a parachute ride (one of those that is pulled by a boat). At the end of the season it was still unused so we forced it. the lake was really rough but we made it out to the boat and up on the parachute. My daughter and me. My daughter, at the time, probably weighed about 70 lbs. I was scared to death that her skinny little butt would slide out of the harness and she'd fall to her death. I was afraid for me too but it was just emotion. We cut it off as soon as we got up. The next couple to go got seasick and bailed out. Anyway, this photo reminded me of this...

I read an article about this attraction. The angle of the photo is deceiving. You can see the cables going almost straight down. When taken from another view you can see that the lift seat never gets more than several feet off the ground, an easy jump.

 

[Obliviax]

so a train hit a tank yesterday.

 

[Obliviax]

 

[Lion_Backer]

Somebody put a lot of work into this….

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....for a :37 second video.

But can it be monetized? I checked the X link, and it indicates 189,000 views on this platform.

I wonder how many views that you would need to get to actually get a good return on your invested time and effort in making that popsicle stick / quasi scientific demonstration.

And this is just one platform.

 

[Obliviax]

 

[The Spin Meister]

....for a :37 second video.

But can it be monetized? I checked the X link, and it indicates 189,000 views on this platform.

I wonder how many views that you would need to get to actually get a good return on your invested time and effort in making that popsicle stick / quasi scientific demonstration.

And this is just one platform.

Excellent point. Content is king. And this is just one video on the site so it helps keeping people coming back, creating more hits, more money.

 

[step.eng69]

 

[The Spin Meister]

 

[Obliviax]

 

[Obliviax]

Bye day, so….

 

[The Spin Meister]

 

[The Spin Meister]

 

[step.eng69]

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Have been in many Job Johnies during subzero temperatures, pretty close video adaptation trying to wipe after a dump with your balls touching the surface of frozen excrement in the hole.

So, a show of hands of our board members having to endure not once, not twice, but years of using the construction Job Johnies.

 

[The Spin Meister]

Nice place to take a Sunday drive!

This guy has fascinating stuff. Well worth the follow if on X

 

[The Spin Meister]

This is a sick joke!

 

[LionFan87b]

why I love baseball. After decades of watching the game, you always see something new. Here is a game this weekend with a play I've never seen or heard of before.

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In all my days watching baseball, I've never seen a hitter internationally walked.

 

[The Spin Meister]

Funny what guys talk about….,

 

[Kasparaitis]

In all my days watching baseball, I've never seen a hitter internationally walked.

It happens all the time. Pedro Martinez (Dominican Republic) walks Miguel Cabrera (Venezuela). Voila!

 

[jjw165]

 

[Obliviax]

 

[Obliviax]

 

[LeatherHelmets]

7 years of college. I wonder what doctorate program they're in.

 

[Leo Ridens]

7 years of college. I wonder what doctorate program they're in.

 

[Obliviax]

Not showing this to my wife

 

[Lion_Backer]

Not showing this to my wife

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Off the top of my head:

If you sit and pee, won't that same splatter, to some extent, get all over your arse (among other things)?

Perhaps a remedy would be a urinal (or toilet) with a 'shop-vac action' that sucks up the urine and prevents spattering as you pee?

Or a spatter screen for the bowl receptacle (aiming and hitting your 'mark' would be the problem.

If you have a secluded yard, pee outside whenever possible .....

 

[The Spin Meister]

Off the top of my head:

If you sit and pee, won't that same splatter, to some extent, get all over your arse (among other things)?

Perhaps a remedy would be a urinal (or toilet) with a 'shop-vac action' that sucks up the urine and prevents spattering as you pee?

Or a spatter screen for the bowl receptacle (aiming and hitting your 'mark' would be the problem.

If you have a secluded yard, pee outside whenever possible .....

Outside is definitely the answer. But don’t piss into the wind. Don’t piss uphill. Don’t piss in a poison ivy patch! (Just sharing a few things I learned in life!)

 

[Lion_Backer]

Outside is definitely the answer. But don’t piss into the wind. Don’t piss uphill. Don’t piss in a poison ivy patch! (Just sharing a few things I learned in life!)

I see a Jim Croce/Weird Al 'remake' on the horizon with the song lyrics ending .... 'and you don't mess around with 'Spin''

 

[psuro]

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The Oklahoma State QB is Kirk (Stonehands) Bowman's kid. Or, based on his age, could be Stonehand's older brother.

 

[step.eng69]

WHAT SAY YE......?
I say.............100N

 

[The Spin Meister]

WHAT SAY YE......?
I say.............100N

I say you are correct.

 

[step.eng69]

I say you are correct.

 

[psuro]

WHAT SAY YE......?
I say.............100N

Now give me the moment and ARM. And show me all your work.