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Was it a backwards/lateral pass or a fumble? Was the matter ever truly settled???
 
Eye dew knot no why people dew knot proof reed. Spell Czech is knot all ways the answer.

And please learn the difference between yea and yeah.

Use turn signals.

And stay off my lawn.
 
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Overuse of the word “literally”.

It makes one sound like a Kardashian. And not one of the smart ones.

Middle aged women who speak like that because they hear it from their twenty something daughters.
 
Uptalk.
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Overuse of the word “literally”.

It makes one sound like a Kardashian. And not one of the smart ones.

Middle aged women who speak like that because they hear it from their twenty something daughters.


There’s a smart Kardashian? As Johnny Carson was occasionally heard to say, “I did not know that....!”
 
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Every a--hole driving 55 mph in the passing lane on the Pa Turnpike this afternoon.

Happens daily on Garden State Turnpike here in N.J. and the cops never do a thing about it
I actually live in a town where people drive below speed limit. On a 25mph street the other day, a putz was driving 22. Makes me want to do an O’Brien and punch the windshield wile crawling behind this turd.
 
Happens daily on Garden State Turnpike here in N.J. and the cops never do a thing about it
I actually live in a town where people drive below speed limit. On a 25mph street the other day, a putz was driving 22. Makes me want to do an O’Brien and punch the windshield wile crawling behind this turd.

While
 
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Overuse of the word “literally”.

It makes one sound like a Kardashian. And not one of the smart ones.

Middle aged women who speak like that because they hear it from their twenty something daughters.
Which one is smart ?
 
Than/Then
Should have/Should of
They're/There/Their
Dominant/Dominate
Alumnus (Alumnae)/Alumni
 
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Tomlin screwing up players chances to reach playoff, dominate last 6 games and lose 4.
 
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The guy who is driving 55 in a 55 and when you see a trooper up ahead, they slam on their brakes....
And these people always seem to drive a Subaru- you must have to agree to never come within 10 miles of the actual speed limit to be able to buy one.
 
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I have to admit that the "it's not the X's & O's it's the Jimmy's & Joe's" meme/debate gets tiring after a while.

If there was a McAndrew board drinking game that phrase should be on the list. I get it, it's just that the two aren't mutually exclusive, OK? Personnel AND scheme BOTH matter.
 
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Guys who holler Free Bird when the band asks for a request.

omg wish I could remember the comedian who encountered that at a club, and told the hecklers to STFU because Skynyrd was dead

turned out it was the drunken survivors of the band. LOL
 
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