OT: Fairgambit is declaring for the NFL draft.

[fairgambit]

The time is right and everyone else seems to be doing it. I checked the NFL rules and I am eligible. I was a talented intramural wide receiver back in the day. I estimate my 40 time at 9.7, but my wife says I have good hands.
In any event, I may be posting less often over the coming weeks and I wanted you to know why. Now, where's my jock strap?

 

[Woodpecker]

You should announce that you will definitely NOT be playing in a bowl game.

 

[LionJim]

You should announce that you will definitely NOT be playing in a bowl game.

Too easy.

 

[Nitt1300]

two words: drug test

 

[fairgambit]

You should announce that you will definitely NOT be playing in a bowl game.

Good point. Well, actually, I couldn't anyway. My college eligibility expired decades ago, but maybe I better talk to Coach Franklin.

 

[sluggo72]

The time is right and everyone else seems to be doing it. I checked the NFL rules and I am eligible. I was a talented intramural wide receiver back in the day. I estimate my 40 time at 9.7, but my wife says I have good hands.
In any event, I may be posting less often over the coming weeks and I wanted you to know why. Now, where's my jock strap?

do they even wear those things any more?

 

[fairgambit]

do they even wear those things any more?

I do.

And I found my helmet!

 

[fairgambit]

two words: drug test

That's why I like my chances. I am, and always have been, drug free.

 

[Nitt1300]

I do.

I think we all can agree to a suspension of the rules on this occasion

 

[Marylovesthelions]

Don’t trip over your walker fair.

 

[fairgambit]

Don’t trip over your walker fair.

Mary, maybe you can get a cheerleading outfit and come watch me try out! I asked Diane Lane and she said no.

 

[Obliviax]

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

The time is right and everyone else seems to be doing it. I checked the NFL rules and I am eligible. I was a talented intramural wide receiver back in the day. I estimate my 40 time at 9.7, but my wife says I have good hands.
In any event, I may be posting less often over the coming weeks and I wanted you to know why. Now, where's my jock strap?

Respect your decision?

 

[NittPicker]

So you'll be the least talented player in the NFL yet you'll be signing the most lucrative contract the league has ever seen?? Good job!!!

 

[LurkerLazarus]

A diamond in the rough, like Fair, should have gone to Pitt. They get all of the diamonds in the rough.

 

[fairgambit]

A diamond in the rough, like Fair, should have gone to Pitt. The get all of the diamonds in the rough.

And I could have gotten a key chain!

 

[bwifan]

The time is right and everyone else seems to be doing it. I checked the NFL rules and I am eligible. I was a talented intramural wide receiver back in the day. I estimate my 40 time at 9.7, but my wife says I have good hands.
In any event, I may be posting less often over the coming weeks and I wanted you to know why. Now, where's my jock strap?

Will you be wearing crocs when going for the official time in the 40?

 

[eidolon21]

I could see you returning punts...

 

[RandyL]

I am sure there is something racist, sexist, narcisstic, misogynistic, or otherwise inappropriate about Fair's original comment.
I just need time to study it.

 

[fairgambit]

Will you be wearing crocs when going for the official time in the 40?

No. Everything I wear will be bottom of the line product from Fairgambit Worldwide Enterprises.

 

[fairgambit]

I could see you returning punts...

Indeed. I would be great at the "Fair catch".

 

[Woodpecker]

No. Everything I wear will be bottom of the line product from Fairgambit Worldwide Enterprises.

Whoa! Top of the line AirGambits!

 

[fairgambit]

Whoa! Top of the line AirGambits!

No one else in the league has em'!

 

[EdH85]

The time is right and everyone else seems to be doing it. I checked the NFL rules and I am eligible. I was a talented intramural wide receiver back in the day. I estimate my 40 time at 9.7, but my wife says I have good hands.
In any event, I may be posting less often over the coming weeks and I wanted you to know why. Now, where's my jock strap?

Are you deceptively slow or fast?

 

[Thomas1945]

Bad decision, all the draft gurus think that another year will enhance your stock.

 

[fairgambit]

Are you deceptively slow or fast?

You decide.

 

[fairgambit]

Bad decision, all the draft gurus think that another year will enhance your stock.

So I've been told, but I'm chasing a dream and that dream won't wait.

 

[Ranger Dan]

The time is right and everyone else seems to be doing it. I checked the NFL rules and I am eligible. I was a talented intramural wide receiver back in the day. I estimate my 40 time at 9.7, but my wife says I have good hands.
In any event, I may be posting less often over the coming weeks and I wanted you to know why. Now, where's my jock strap?

Are you skipping the bowl game to prepare for the draft?

 

[TheGLOV]

The time is right and everyone else seems to be doing it. I checked the NFL rules and I am eligible. I was a talented intramural wide receiver back in the day. I estimate my 40 time at 9.7, but my wife says I have good hands.
In any event, I may be posting less often over the coming weeks and I wanted you to know why. Now, where's my jock strap?

1. Now 'fair' you & I both know that NO NFL team needs a BACK-UP windy place-kicker holder!

You might be better served in the CFL up north sir!

The Hamilton Tiger Cats could use you!

And when you move, I get your house sir.

Make sure you take your wife with you when you leave!

 

[fairgambit]

Are you skipping the bowl game to prepare for the draft?

I have been calling Coach Franklin about that but he is not returning my calls.

 

[fairgambit]

1. Now 'fair' you & I both know that NO NFL team needs a BACK-UP windy place-kicker holder!

You might be better served in the CFL up north sir!

The Hamilton Tiger Cats could use you!

And when you move, I get your house sir.

Make sure you take your wife with you when you leave!

I am putting Canada on hold for now GLOV. If I don't make it in the NFL, I will enter the NHL Draft.

 

[step.eng69]

do they even wear those things any more?

yep...they try to wear the ball protector.

 

[brupsu]

I do.

And I found my helmet!

Back in the day of the stooges who were mistaken for ringers.Did you play with curly,moe and Larry?

 

[fairgambit]

Back in the day of the stooges who were mistaken for ringers.Did you play with curly,moe and Larry?

They played for Rutgers.

 

[psuno1]

I don't see you getting drafted this year Fair, you need to come back for your Senior year and boost your draft stock.

 

[brupsu]

You decide.

You decide.

obviously talented and fast but is it true you are a prima donna?

 

[fairgambit]

obviously talented and fast but is it true you are a prima donna?

Did you hear that from Elisabeth Shue? Well, it's not true.

 

[TheGLOV]

I don't see you getting drafted this year Fair, you need to come back for your Senior year and boost your draft stock.

He could not boost his stock even if an ANTHONY CRANE came along to pick him up!!!

 

[fairgambit]

He could not boost his stock even if an ANTHONY CRANE came along to pick him up!!!

 

[JJTopp99]

And I could have gotten a key chain!

You should of at least held out for a bobblehead.