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OT: Meth. We’re on it.

PS4814

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Jul 28, 2016
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The State of Paranoia


So with this rather interesting choice of anti-drug commercial from South Dakota it made me wonder what a similar slogan would be like for Penn State Football.

Lawnboyz. We’re on it.

Explosive plays. We’re on it.

Giving up big pass plays. We’re on it.

Thoughts on others?
 
Lt. Jim Dangle : [performing an anti-crystal meth song for a class of kids] You can monkey with a gibbon, You can fiddle with a bow / But before you snort that crystal meth, there's some things that you should know / Meth is made from antihistamines, in basement labs it's cooked / And possession is a felony, which means that you'll get booked / With a snort it zips right up your nose, and eats away your brain / It kills your sense of good and evil, and it makes you go insane / Here we go... / So don't meth with meth, Beth / Don't meth with meth, Seth / Don't meth with meth... Gwyneth / Don't meth with crystal meth!

[pause]

Lt. Jim Dangle : Any questions? We do have about 45 minutes left... any requests? I know some Rush... a little bit of Floyd.
 
Not for PSU football but a similar slogan in general....

Marijuana. We're smoking it.
 
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