OT: You Can’t Make This Up Category
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Do I have to rethink my handle?
Don't know too much about non-circumcised trouser trout, but I imagine without proper personal hygiene the thing could become infected and stink.
Any one with more knowledge on the subject
care to comment?
“He wasn’t circumcised. It was big, and it was like a hook … It was humongous and it curved,” one 38-year-old told the court.
“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t.”
One 50-year-old former inmate described it as so big that she “wanted to throw up.”
“It had a smell like he didn’t wash or take a shower … it was a really strong smell,” she testified through a translator.
The feds were able to corroborate the women’s stories by getting a warrant for photos of his distinctive junk — which were shown to the jurors.
Any one with more knowledge on the subject
care to comment?“He wasn’t circumcised. It was big, and it was like a hook … It was humongous and it curved,” one 38-year-old told the court.
“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t.”
One 50-year-old former inmate described it as so big that she “wanted to throw up.”
“It had a smell like he didn’t wash or take a shower … it was a really strong smell,” she testified through a translator.
The feds were able to corroborate the women’s stories by getting a warrant for photos of his distinctive junk — which were shown to the jurors.
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Is that from the onion? I can't believe that their had a quote from one inmate saying that if it didn't stink, she would have been all over that s--t!
I think I'd have been better off if I hadn't clicked the link and read it.
The jury had to be shown pictures? Oy vey...
The jury had to be shown pictures? Oy vey...
The feds were able to corroborate the women’s stories by getting a warrant for photos of his distinctive junk — which were shown to the jurors.
Wow. Jurors get paid ~$2 a day? That jury deserved more.
Wow. Jurors get paid ~$2 a day? That jury deserved more.
Don't know too much about non-circumcised trouser trout, but I imagine without proper personal hygiene the thing could become infected and stink.
Any one with more knowledge on the subject
“He wasn’t circumcised. It was big, and it was like a hook … It was humongous and it curved,” one 38-year-old told the court.
“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t.”
One 50-year-old former inmate described it as so big that she “wanted to throw up.”
“It had a smell like he didn’t wash or take a shower … it was a really strong smell,” she testified through a translator.
The feds were able to corroborate the women’s stories by getting a warrant for photos of his distinctive junk — which were shown to the jurors.
I know WAY, WAY, WAY too much about this subject. Sat on a civil jury when a urologist was accused of botching a circumcision for a 35 year old man. I would give you all the details but it was 10 years ago and I am still trying to forget them.
