Racoons, Elephants and Porcupines

[Used2BEerie]

If I'm banned over on HR today, just know I'm blaming you..

 

[Reslo]

2 raccoons and an elephant.

This was briefly considered by Beck for the chorus on 'Where It's At', before finally settling on '2 Turntables and a Microphone' instead.

 

[GogglesPaizano]

What about Ironbird? He's an above average anus.

I think you guys are being far too hard on our favorite little bird.

Especially in the face of his hideous malady. It shows poor character to make fun of the disadvantaged.

He should be saluted. Most people wouldn't dare go out on public looking like that, but every match in Carver, there I see him, 'section 8' row Z, seated on the isle for the quick getaway.

 

[7brwnpsu]

I just hope like he'll none of the Iowa wrestlers have selected and come out on the mat at BJC to the Beatles song Rocky Racoon.

I'll lose it.

 

[okinburg1]

I always considered this board above average.

So we're talking what, 3 raccoons, 4?

 

[SWPA]

 

[nerfstate]

ACL’s are for wussies

Apparently, so are gerbils.

 

[PSU_Pride_93]

If you thought that was funny . . . let’s see how this plays out.

Slush thank you for the laugh. And to answer @82bordeaux post from HR, of course they know what this means. Where do you think the person who first tried to stick 2 raccoons up there Ass is from? If you guessed Iowa then you were correct

 

[amattaro]

2 raccoons and an elephant. He's a unique individual tho so I'm hoping Grip220 doesnt consider this post is a challenge..

Uh oh, I sense a “movie”. 2 coons, 1 grip

 

[slushhead]

Slush thank you for the laugh. And to answer @82bordeaux post from HR, of course they know what this means. Where do you think the person who first tried to stick 2 raccoons up there Ass is from? If you guessed Iowa then you were correct

That was all johnstown’s idea. But you started it . . . and then the team came together impressively.

My whole work day blown up over how many animals Ironbird’s anus might accommodate. Nice work, fellas. 👍🏻

 

[82bordeaux]

Uh oh, I sense a “movie”. 2 coons, 1 grip

So you're saying there are Turds involved?

 

[El-Jefe]

2 raccoons and an elephant. He's a unique individual tho so I'm hoping Grip220 doesnt consider this post is a challenge..

@backdrft76
Early favorite for 2023 post of the year?

 

[creamery freak]

Apparently, so are gerbils.

When you brought up gerbils my mind went to all the Jerry Penacoli jokes when I worked at the Limerick Nuke plant back in the mid 80's.

 

[okinburg1]

Yeah, this post has gotten to a very weird place, BUT that is still better than the chest pain inducing title that it started out as - Kerk has a knee (to paraphase).

 

[mcpat]

No offense but could OP delete the thread? This is old news and will just cause an unnecessary freak out. The panic when Kerk tweaked his hammy at Big 10s was bad enough.

I tried; you were overruled.

An alternative thread title was “Racoons from Uranus” but I thought maybe that was a bit much for a thread title.

 

[El-Jefe]

My whole work day blown up over how many animals Ironbird’s anus might accommodate. Nice work, fellas. 👍🏻

Apparently he's the Noah's Ark of anuses.

 

[District four]

And . . . here . . . we . . . go . . . .



* Raise your hand if you thought we’d go from wrestling-injury rumor to raccoons-in-anuses to Iowa in less than 16 posts.
🙋‍♂️

What the hell is going on here?

 

[District four]

I tried; you were overruled.

An alternative thread title was “Racoons from Uranus” but I thought maybe that was a bit much for a thread title.

 

[backdrft76]

@backdrft76
Early favorite for 2023 post of the year?

I'm on it. Although there quite a few POTY candidates in this thread! I don't think this board will ever look at raccoons and elephants the same way again.

 

[nitlion6]

One my favorite days spending time on this board. I laughed out loud so many times today, and at least half a dozen times the timing was so freaking inappropriate that I laughed even harder. Thanks for a great day!

 

[Cali_Nittany]

I remember there was an interview with him a while back, like before he ever wrestled a match for PSU, where he said he tore his ACL and never got it fixed. Could be referencing that?

Hines Ward played an entire career with a missing ACL

 

[creamery freak]

Since you replied to this thread about raccoons you should know.

 

[johnstownsteel]

Apparently he's the Noah's Ark of anuses.

This was even funnier the second time around. Lmao

 

[District four]

Since you replied to this thread about raccoons you should know.

I thought this was a kerk thread. I'm confused but now I'm pulling it together but thought the thread was called something different lol