of an old supervisor I used to visit years ago in a nursing home. They would run movies at night in the dayroom. Mrs. Yankelman came up to Sol and said, "Solly, if you let me sit next to you tonight, when they turn the lights down, I'll hold your manhood during the movie". Sol said, "That's quite awright Mrs. Yankelman, you don't have to do that, Mrs. Mandelkern does that for me already".
She said, "Well what does Mrs. Mandelkern have that I don't have?". Sol said, "Parkinsons"
She said, "Well what does Mrs. Mandelkern have that I don't have?". Sol said, "Parkinsons"
