What is the absolute WORST beer you've ever tasted?

[mdking001]

Stroh's for me. Perhaps it is because that is the first beer that I tasted coming back up as well

https://www.google.com/search?q=str...sop%3D12%26_nkw%3Dstrohs%2Bbeer%2Bcan;163;225

 

[psu1969a]

Bud products, Miller, Coors, and a few other of that ilk!

 

[mbahses]

"Pussy Beer".

http://www.fermentarium.com/random-news/11-bizarre-beers-you-probably-wont-find-at-your-pub/

 

[supermatt24]

One more vote for habanero sculpin. I love sculpin and the grapefruit sculpin was great so I had really high hopes for the habanero...one of the few beers I have had to dump.

 

[jrd23psu]

PBR and Iron City. I'm even from Pittsburgh and Iron City is absolutely terrible. I can drink almost any beer, but I'll turn either of those down.

 

[step.eng69]

I have many of the jingles memorized from these crappy beers like Steg and Ortleib's from all the damn baseball I used to listen to on the radio as a kid.

Ortliebs...gives you big beer pleasure.
A taste that really saa-tis-fies.
So pour it out, drink it down
Let's have another round of Ortlieb's...
I'll drink to that!

and

I'm coming home to Stegmaier beer
My journey is now at an end.
Coming home to Stegmaier beer is like
Meeting an old time friend.
I've tried many others and find...
That the best is right here.
Now I'm home with Stegmaier beer
Stegmaier gold medal beer.

I recall guys calling it "Stag-water." Also somebody mentioned F&S which was Furman and Schmidt out of Shamokin. My father used to call it "Flat and Sour." Other names included "Fart and S***."

recognize this building in Wilkes-Barre?

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Dozens of bottom shelf American stuff for sure, but one that I hated at first (they grow on you) was Vetters 33 brewed by Vetter Alt Heidelberger Brauhaus Neuenheim. It's around 13% ABV and really sweet. After one or two, you sort of don't care about the taste .

 

[mal359]

Lionshead is pretty rough.

 

[MoyerJones]

#2 - Sierra Ice - when I was at PSU there was many iterations of a cheap frat beer called Sierra (I think it's out of Pittsburgh). Our fraternity's social chair decided to make a sound fiscal move and jump from Sierra Light to Sierra Ice, resulting in a net 25% gain in total cases for each social event. A subtle increase in alcohol percentage and a slight decrease in calories yielded Sierra Ice, a "beer" that tasted like cheap dish soap, Banker's club vodka, and yellow food coloring.

#1 - Jacob Best Ice - around the same time at PSU, JBI made a move to unseat Sierra's market presence amongst fraternities. A pallet of JBI was something ridiculous like $1.75/case. It tasted like carbonated urine. JBI had everything Sierra Ice had to offer but with more taste - more dish soap, more cheap vodka, and more food coloring. Even after getting our walk-in cooler as close as possible to freezing temperature, JBI still tasted warm. It gives me shivers just thinking about it. I can still taste the headaches and syrupy film on the roof of my mouth.

 

[psuken]

Yes, whatever beer you've tried that made you absolutely say: YUCK! I know somebody's worst beer might be somebody's best beer but your taste buds are your taste buds so,...........................

I'll start it off.

My absolutely WORST beer of all time is or was called Pearl.

I think it is made it Texas. It was absolutely horrible!

Others that could have made the list include:

1. Tech
2. Schmidt's
3. Carling Black Label
4. Schaefer
5. Bud Light
6. Kohler

Now it's your turn.

Let's have some fun with this. Don't criticize others - unless they deserve it! ;-)

Their taste buds deserve to be heard!

Iron City...the Kohler Collar was a good beer if very cold...

 

[psuken]

Some that come to mind...Breckenridge Vanilla Porter and Blue Moon "try too hard" and end up tasting awful (and I have an extremely broad palette). Of the classics, probably Black Label, National Premium, Piels and Genny Cream. Anybody ever have Hop 'N' Gator? That seemed brutal too, but I was only like 10-12 when I'd tried it.

We lived on Hop 'N' Gator my first term in the dorms (Fall 73). A guaranteed hangover. I haven't drank a malt liquor since then...it was horrible...

 

[TheGLOV]

Why does it take you so long to reply? From your perspective, the only thing* worse than my posts continually humiliating you, is that it takes you an entire day to think of a lame come back. You'd save a little face by keeping your mouth shut. Which leads me to the second point... when it takes you so long to reply, we all assume that you've slunk away in defeat again, just like the last thread. Remember the thread where you couldn't answer simple questions without hurling insults, and you couldn't provide any objective evidence to prove your point? Given your history of quitting in disgrace, how can we really know if you're just mentally struggling to come up with a response, or have thrown in the towel again?

*Granted, using incorrect English while insulting someone is pretty close.

Delusional as usual.

You're making a BIG ASS of yourself all by yourself. Keep up the good work.

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SCOREBOARD!!!

 

[pandaczar12]

Delusional as usual.

You're making a BIG ASS of yourself all by yourself. Keep up the good work.

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SCOREBOARD!!!

It took you days to come up with that response? And you didn't even have time to respond to anything that you were specifically called out on? Not that I'm surprised, you avoid any adult discussion like the plague.

We had all thought you quit AGAIN, shamefully slunk off with your tail between your legs AGAIN. Looks like your precious unoriginal thread, the highlight of your life was dying, and you needed to keep it alive by any means necessary, including getting drawn back in to an exchange that constantly humiliates you. Just as I told you, you can keep it going for pages, only at the cost of your dignity. I was right... again.

 

[TheGLOV]

It took you days to come up with that response? And you didn't even have time to respond to anything that you were specifically called out on? Not that I'm surprised, you avoid any adult discussion like the plague.

We had all thought you quit AGAIN, shamefully slunk off with your tail between your legs AGAIN. Looks like your precious unoriginal thread, the highlight of your life was dying, and you needed to keep it alive by any means necessary, including getting drawn back in to an exchange that constantly humiliates you. Just as I told you, you can keep it going for pages, only at the cost of your dignity. I was right... again.

Again, the putz replies with denial.

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SCOREBOARD!!!

 

[pandaczar12]

Again, the putz replies with denial.

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SCOREBOARD!!!

Denial? We already knew, from the many hilarious examples you've provided, that your written English skills are poor. I guess I shouldn't be surprised you don't read it very well either. Maybe that is why your replies are constantly off topic? Go back and re-read my post. Why would I be in denial about continually embarrassing you? Do you even think before you respond?

 

[Jerademan74]

Yes, whatever beer you've tried that made you absolutely say: YUCK! I know somebody's worst beer might be somebody's best beer but your taste buds are your taste buds so,...........................

I'll start it off.

My absolutely WORST beer of all time is or was called Pearl.

I think it is made it Texas. It was absolutely horrible!

Others that could have made the list include:

1. Tech
2. Schmidt's
3. Carling Black Label
4. Schaefer
5. Bud Light
6. Kohler

Now it's your turn.

Let's have some fun with this. Don't criticize others - unless they deserve it! ;-)

Their taste buds deserve to be heard!

The worst beer I have ever had by far has to be "Hops-n-Gator". Or something like that. It was touted as a tropical citrus flavored beer, but it was just plain vomitosious! If that isn't a word, it ought to be

 

[penko]

1. Lions Head, though I only had it once and maybe it was in the can too long.
2. Almost any light beer, the favorite of people who don't want to admit they hate beer.

Yengling

 

[doc69]

Carling Black Label.

 

[TheGLOV]

Denial? We already knew, from the many hilarious examples you've provided, that your written English skills are poor. I guess I shouldn't be surprised you don't read it very well either. Maybe that is why your replies are constantly off topic? Go back and re-read my post. Why would I be in denial about continually embarrassing you? Do you even think before you respond?

Denial Part Deux!

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SCOREBOARD!!!

Hey, you're slippin' sir.

You used to respond 'johnny-on-the-spot' but now; you're taking way to long.

STROKING a relationship with Rosie and Louise PALM probably!!

 

[pandaczar12]

Denial Part Deux!

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SCOREBOARD!!!

Hey, you're slippin' sir.

You used to respond 'johnny-on-the-spot' but now; you're taking way to long.

STROKING a relationship with Rosie and Louise PALM probably!!

I've called you out on this before, what you are doing is called "projecting". You've taken your behaviors and attached them to me. Want proof? I responded within 12 hours of your last post, most of that time I spent sleeping... because it was over night. It took you exactly 79 hours to respond earlier in the week. Since what you are doing is obvious, we can only assume that your last statement is also a projection... I guess we know how you spent your Friday night... alone!

It's traditional when to adults have a discussion, if one gets called out on something, they should respond. If they don't respond, we all know why.. .because they can't. For example, you've been called out many times for not providing objective evidence to prove your point. Granted you eventually gave up on that and slunk away with your tail between your legs, thus letting me get the last word in that thread that was locked due to inactivity. In my last post alone I called you out for your poor grammar skills, your poor reading comprehension, your tendency to constantly go off topic, and how long it takes you to respond with those off topic responses. So either you are not an adult, or you can't respond. Which is it?

Regardless, way to keep your precious unoriginal thread going. When you've run out of dignity, does it get easier to make a fool of yourself? If you want to quit again, just like you did last time, we won't be surprised, we all expect it anyway.

 

[Rip_E_2_Joe_PA]

Lone Star ...and it should stay that way.