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What is the absolute WORST beer you've ever tasted?

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I have many of the jingles memorized from these crappy beers like Steg and Ortleib's from all the damn baseball I used to listen to on the radio as a kid.

Ortliebs...gives you big beer pleasure.
A taste that really saa-tis-fies.
So pour it out, drink it down
Let's have another round of Ortlieb's...
I'll drink to that!

and

I'm coming home to Stegmaier beer
My journey is now at an end.
Coming home to Stegmaier beer is like
Meeting an old time friend.
I've tried many others and find...
That the best is right here.
Now I'm home with Stegmaier beer
Stegmaier gold medal beer.

I recall guys calling it "Stag-water." Also somebody mentioned F&S which was Furman and Schmidt out of Shamokin. My father used to call it "Flat and Sour." Other names included "Fart and S***."
 
TheGLOV said:
The thread got locked after you last posted.

Delusional as usual.

"Slunk away with my tail between my legs?" Oh please, you are the next Bruccine Jenner sir. Now go take your estrogen pills.

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:D:p:D:p:D

We got a great thread here. Don't ruin it junior.
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I followed it until the end, it wasn't locked. That alone is all the proof anyone needs. Want even more proof? I had a private conversation with the owner of rivals, he double checked it for me.

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You simply admitted defeat... finally. Everyone else knew it pages before you did. Stop projecting your delusional behavior on me! All I did was reply to this thread, you started acting like a child.... which of course surprised absolutely no one.

Oh my, you better call you mom and tell her how you started a great thread that went a whole 3 pages! Maybe you can get it out to 8 pages by starting an argument with someone... all it will cost you is your dignity.
 
jj410 said:
Maybe not the best, but the worst? What is wrong with your taste buds?
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Yeungling Lager is simply the worst thing that I actually consider beer. It is the bottom of the barrel, but at least it is in the barrel. I honestly haven't had one in years. I toured the brewery, and went to the tasting room. Remembering it fondly from my younger years, I tried that first thinking it was going to be the freshest, best Yuengling lager ever. I couldn't even finish it, haven't had any since. Some of their other styles were slightly more drinkable.
 
pandaczar12 said:
I followed it until the end, it wasn't locked. That alone is all the proof anyone needs. Want even more proof? I had a private conversation with the owner of rivals, he double checked it for me.

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You simply admitted defeat... finally. Everyone else knew it pages before you did. Stop projecting your delusional behavior on me! All I did was reply to this thread, you started acting like a child.... which of course surprised absolutely no one.

Oh my, you better call you mom and tell her how you started a great thread that went a whole 3 pages! Maybe you can get it out to 8 pages by starting an argument with someone... all it will cost you is your dignity.
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As you can see, It got locked.

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    No because you can't accept a silly defeat.

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    Now you are really projecting your behaviors on me. What did your therapist tell you about that?

    I'd gladly accept defeat if you can simply post where you defeated me. All you have to do is copy and paste where you provided objective evidence to prove your point. Or simply post the date/time stamp from the post that you think proved your point with objective evidence. Doing this would be so much easier than continuing to stubbornly pretend like you "won".

    But why on earth would you go for the kill, when you can keep reviving a dead thread and say something like "I already did that, not going to again, 1-0, random emoticon"?

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What a jack-ass you are!

Proved you wrong (AGAIN)

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And in the past quoted thread, YOU also said: "I'd gladly accept defeat if you can simply post where you defeated me. All you have to do is copy and paste where you provided objective evidence to prove your point. Or simply post the date/time stamp from the post that you think proved your point with objective evidence. Doing this would be so much easier than continuing to stubbornly pretend like you "won".

Looks like I emphatically did just that.

Honor your word, which was: "I'd gladly accept defeat if you can simply post where you defeated me."

You don't have to bow down or kiss my foot or anything you sniveling naïve; just honor you word.

Absolutely nothing else in your reply is necessary and will be considered moot.

By the way, my mom passed away 12/11/14. She was a great lady and I posted as such in a eulogy as such on this very board.

You think you could apologize for involving her too in your past response?
 
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Bintang .... local brew in Bali. Taste like a cheap Lite beer infused with cigarette ashes. My brother-in-law loved it, but he is a smoker. Everyone else thought it was horrible, one of the worst they ever tasted.

Some of the local brews in Viet-nam were bad too, but for .10 cents a cup you can't go wrong. If you wanted a glass it was .25 cents. Highway robbery ......
 
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TheGLOV said:
Yes, whatever beer you've tried that made you absolutely say: YUCK! I know somebody's worst beer might be somebody's best beer but your taste buds are your taste buds so,...........................

I'll start it off.

My absolutely WORST beer of all time is or was called Pearl.

I think it is made it Texas. It was absolutely horrible!

Others that could have made the list include:

1. Tech
2. Schmidt's
3. Carling Black Label
4. Schaefer
5. Bud Light
6. Kohler

Now it's your turn.

Let's have some fun with this. Don't criticize others - unless they deserve it! ;-)

Their taste buds deserve to be heard!
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Hatuey !!
 
Wow. There are some truly "premium" beers cited here compared to what my lieutenant friends and I sampled once (that's all it took). We were at Keesler AFB (MS) for post commissioning graduate training circa '81 and were looking for a cheap beer to stock our BOQ refrigerators. Believe it or not, there was such a thing as "white label" beer at the local supermarkets -- in white cans, with only the word "beer" on the label -- no other identifying markings. No need to finish a can -- the first sip was enough.
 
Honest to goodness - the worst beer I ever had was my first one. I have no clue as to what it was.....but it looked like used piss and tasted what it looked like!
 
My two favorites are Rolling Rock and Long Board (Hawaiian Beer)! Hamms was considered a good beer in Nam and Thailand during Viet Nam war cause it was the first beer (over there) in aluminum cans which did not rust on the trip over. Think that Olympia became the next beer that showed up in aluminum cans. The old tin can beers usually had rust or corrosion on the solder seams on the long trip over.
 
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As you can see, It got locked.

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    Now you are really projecting your behaviors on me. What did your therapist tell you about that?

    I'd gladly accept defeat if you can simply post where you defeated me. All you have to do is copy and paste where you provided objective evidence to prove your point. Or simply post the date/time stamp from the post that you think proved your point with objective evidence. Doing this would be so much easier than continuing to stubbornly pretend like you "won".

    But why on earth would you go for the kill, when you can keep reviving a dead thread and say something like "I already did that, not going to again, 1-0, random emoticon"?

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What a jack-ass you are!

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And in the past quoted thread, YOU also said: "I'd gladly accept defeat if you can simply post where you defeated me. All you have to do is copy and paste where you provided objective evidence to prove your point. Or simply post the date/time stamp from the post that you think proved your point with objective evidence. Doing this would be so much easier than continuing to stubbornly pretend like you "won".

Looks like I emphatically did just that.

Honor your word, which was: "I'd gladly accept defeat if you can simply post where you defeated me."

You don't have to bow down or kiss my foot or anything you sniveling naïve; just honor you word.

Absolutely nothing else in your reply is necessary and will be considered moot.

By the way, my mom passed away 12/11/14. She was a great lady and I posted as such in a eulogy as such on this very board.

You think you could apologize for involving her too in your past response?
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It locked due to inactivity dumb@ss. (I also confirmed this in a private conversation with the head of rivals.) It was inactive because you slunk away with your tail between your legs. You never proved your point with objective evidence, and I got the last word. So...

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But since you fell for my trap... again. How about you man up and respond to the questions you tried so hard to dodge in that thread and were dumb enough to repost here? You can't even seem to keep the threads straight, in that thread I asked for objective evidence about Sam Adams contract brewing being a secret, and you for some reason think that you've proved that point by pointing out that the thread was locked due to inactivity? You are all over the place! Like I said, you can keep this thread going for pages, it will only cost your dignity, and you've already proved me right.

I'm sorry, no one as young as you should have to lose their mother. At least it's cool that your orphanage has Wi-Fi and apparently no adult supervision on how you use it.

So now that I've proven that you were defeated... twice. How about you do what you mistakenly wanted me to do and just admit it. You don't even have to use correct spelling/grammar; just honor you word. Absolutely nothing else in your reply is necessary and will be considered moot.
 
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TheGLOV said:
Yes, whatever beer you've tried that made you absolutely say: YUCK! I know somebody's worst beer might be somebody's best beer but your taste buds are your taste buds so,...........................

I'll start it off.

My absolutely WORST beer of all time is or was called Pearl.

I think it is made it Texas. It was absolutely horrible!

Others that could have made the list include:

1. Tech
2. Schmidt's
3. Carling Black Label
4. Schaefer
5. Bud Light
6. Kohler

Now it's your turn.

Let's have some fun with this. Don't criticize others - unless they deserve it! ;-)

Their taste buds deserve to be heard!
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ANY beer, in any war zone, air lifted to any firebase or in to the field, that has been sitting in the rear somewhere at +100° temps for six months or more!
 
pandaczar12 said:
It locked due to inactivity dumb@ss. (I also confirmed this in a private conversation with the head of rivals.) It was inactive because you slunk away with your tail between your legs. You never proved your point with objective evidence, and I got the last word. So...

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But since you fell for my trap... again. How about you man up and respond to the questions you tried so hard to dodge in that thread and were dumb enough to repost here? You can't even seem to keep the threads straight, in that thread I asked for objective evidence about Sam Adams contract brewing being a secret, and you for some reason think that you've proved that point by pointing out that the thread was locked due to inactivity? You are all over the place! Like I said, you can keep this thread going for pages, it will only cost your dignity, and you've already proved me right.

I'm sorry, no one as young as you should have to lose their mother. At least it's cool that your orphanage has Wi-Fi and apparently no adult supervision on how you use it.

So now that I've proven that you were defeated... twice. How about you do what you mistakenly wanted me to do and just admit it. You don't even have to use correct spelling/grammar; just honor you word. Absolutely nothing else in your reply is necessary and will be considered moot.
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It was not locked due to inactivity.

I went to reply and it was locked.

Again, you are wrong.

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You are foul individual. You always will be.
 
Ct. Lion said:
I have a Tusker Beer T shirt one of my daughters brought back from Africa. When I wear it no one knows what Tusker beer is except a bush pilot in northern Manitoba on a fly-in fishing trip. Go figure.
My choice is Falstaff. Not only is their beer lousy but when they bought Ballantine Brewery they changed the formula of Ballantine Ale and discontinued the Ballantine India Pale Ale which at the time was about the only India Pale Ale you could buy here, and it was great.
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I've heard of it--but that's because my wife likes elephants.
 
TheGLOV said:
It was not locked due to inactivity.

I went to reply and it was locked.
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Care to provide any objective evidence? Or should we just take your word... like last time? :D:p:D:p:D

Seriously, thank for all laughs, and thanks for making it so damn easy.
 
TheGLOV said:
Yes, whatever beer you've tried that made you absolutely say: YUCK! I know somebody's worst beer might be somebody's best beer but your taste buds are your taste buds so,...........................

I'll start it off.

My absolutely WORST beer of all time is or was called Pearl.

I think it is made it Texas. It was absolutely horrible!

Others that could have made the list include:

1. Tech
2. Schmidt's
3. Carling Black Label
4. Schaefer
5. Bud Light
6. Kohler

Now it's your turn.

Let's have some fun with this. Don't criticize others - unless they deserve it! ;-)

Their taste buds deserve to be heard!
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This is a "No Brainer" - Linenkeugel's Berry Weisse WORST BEER EVERRRRRR!

I was with my darling wife at the Linnie's Pavillion in Milwaukee's Summer Fest Park. The first hint, should have been that they were giving it away...free. I didn't even ask what it was. I picked up the cup, turned and walked away. As Im walking away I reflexively take as sip. WTF!? Then without hesitating, I walk right over to the garbage can and toss it. Swear to God, it's the first time I have ever thrown out a beer. Which is saying something because, I even managed to choke down a half liter of German Rauch beer without tossing it.
 
I've never had it personally but this is one guys review of Labatts Bourbon Barrel Ale from Ratebeer:

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AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20madvike (3072) - Middleton, Wisconsin, USA - FEB 1, 2015
Bottle - Not even going to rate this one. Tastes like hair, cleaning products, sugar, and anger. Seriously. F*ck you for making this beer.
 
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Beech Cricker said:
That is a very good choice for a bad beer. I have a friend who actually thinks this is one of the greatest beers on earth, probably because they used to advertise it at the Polo Grounds many, many moons ago.
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You probably didn't have the "Extra Dry" version. The regular is terrible but the "Extra Dry".... tre' magnifique'

;-)
 
TheGLOV said:
Yes, whatever beer you've tried that made you absolutely say: YUCK! I know somebody's worst beer might be somebody's best beer but your taste buds are your taste buds so,...........................

I'll start it off.

My absolutely WORST beer of all time is or was called Pearl.

I think it is made it Texas. It was absolutely horrible!

Others that could have made the list include:

1. Tech
2. Schmidt's
3. Carling Black Label
4. Schaefer
5. Bud Light
6. Kohler

Now it's your turn.

Let's have some fun with this. Don't criticize others - unless they deserve it! ;-)

Their taste buds deserve to be heard!
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40 years ago, I tried Wilco beer (from Roger Wilco's in N.J.) and Reingold beer once. Both were equally bad.
 
pittguy81 said:
I've never had it personally but this is one guys review of Labatts Bourbon Barrel Ale from Ratebeer:

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AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20madvike (3072) - Middleton, Wisconsin, USA - FEB 1, 2015
Bottle - Not even going to rate this one. Tastes like hair, cleaning products, sugar, and anger. Seriously. F*ck you for making this beer.
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I was sold at "tastes like hair" mmmmm


ARE YOU READY TO GET DUFFFFED?!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
TheGLOV said:
Yes, whatever beer you've tried that made you absolutely say: YUCK! I know somebody's worst beer might be somebody's best beer but your taste buds are your taste buds so,...........................

I'll start it off.

My absolutely WORST beer of all time is or was called Pearl.

I think it is made it Texas. It was absolutely horrible!

Others that could have made the list include:

1. Tech
2. Schmidt's
3. Carling Black Label
4. Schaefer
5. Bud Light
6. Kohler

Now it's your turn.

Let's have some fun with this. Don't criticize others - unless they deserve it! ;-)

Their taste buds deserve to be heard!
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Absolutely Carling Black Label. God awful stuff.
 
There are many outstanding candidates in this thread, many of which I've personally partaken of throughout the ages. I'm not sure exactly which I would rate as the worst I've ever drunk but Carling Black Label, Piels Real Draft, Schaeffer, Schmidt's, both Schlitz and Schlitz Malt Liquor, OE 800, Natty Boh (I always loved the clearly visible protein blooms in the keg version), Yuengling Premium, Blatz, both Stegmaier and Steg Light, both Iron City and IC Light, Tuborg, Olde Frothingslosh (absolutely horrible)....all are outstanding candidates for this honor. {Y'know, It's just occurred to me that I've done some suffering from the sake of alcohol in my times.} However, I'm not sure any of those where quite as god awful as an oldie but a baddie from what I term the old country, Allentown. I hand you for your consideration......drum roll please.......Horlacher.
 
TheGLOV said:
Yes, whatever beer you've tried that made you absolutely say: YUCK! I know somebody's worst beer might be somebody's best beer but your taste buds are your taste buds so,...........................

I'll start it off.

My absolutely WORST beer of all time is or was called Pearl.

I think it is made it Texas. It was absolutely horrible!

Others that could have made the list include:

1. Tech
2. Schmidt's
3. Carling Black Label
4. Schaefer
5. Bud Light
6. Kohler

Now it's your turn.

Let's have some fun with this. Don't criticize others - unless they deserve it! ;-)

Their taste buds deserve to be heard!
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Schmidt's of Philadelphia
 
TheGLOV said:
Yes, whatever beer you've tried that made you absolutely say: YUCK! I know somebody's worst beer might be somebody's best beer but your taste buds are your taste buds so,...........................

I'll start it off.

My absolutely WORST beer of all time is or was called Pearl.

I think it is made it Texas. It was absolutely horrible!

Others that could have made the list include:

1. Tech
2. Schmidt's
3. Carling Black Label
4. Schaefer
5. Bud Light
6. Kohler

Now it's your turn.

Let's have some fun with this. Don't criticize others - unless they deserve it! ;-)

Their taste buds deserve to be heard![/QU

Agree on the Pearl ! Followed closely by Fallstaff
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PSU Mike said:
Some that come to mind...Breckenridge Vanilla Porter and Blue Moon "try too hard" and end up tasting awful (and I have an extremely broad palette).
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Wow, couldn't disagree more. I love Breck Vanilla Porter and many people agree. It's a super popular Porter, I'd surprised to see it on anyone's worst beer list. And while Blue Moon isn't "special" or anything, but it's far better than a lot of swill I've had over the years as well. I don't get excited about a Blue Moon but I'll take it every time over the likes of Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Lite, Natty, etc.

As an Austinite, I am amused at the numerous votes for Pearl and Lone Star which are both made here. I believe Pearl is no longer in business. If they are, it's not available at many places anymore. 15 years ago I saw it here and there but it's been years since I've seen a single can. And yes, it was awful and is commonly looked down upon even in here in their home state.

Lone Star on the other hand is pretty popular. It's one of our go to beers when we want something cheap and in sometimes larger quantities, especially at live music venues with overpriced hooch. Again, I don't think many would argue that it's a quality beer, but I think they know what they are, and they cater to those looking for cheap but not offensively bad quality. I'd put Lone Star above several others mentioned in this thread.
 
Yuengling circa 1986 -- before they were reinvented as a "microbrewery".....

That was the keg of choice for my Schuykill County pals.. Tasted like stale bread back then.
 
Some of the beers listed ITT are in the rear view mirror but were staples back in the early 90s - Hamms, Golden Anniversary, Piels, Natty Bo (my personal favorite when living in OCMD during the summers). That being said, I am 100% confident that I would drink any of them before I would drink a Heineken.
 
Now that I think more about it there are two really bad beers that I've had. One is the Labatt Bourbon Barrel beer that I believe another poster referred to and the other was some lime beer made by one of the major manufacturers. That lime beer was real cheap and on sale and I could not give the stuff away. It was that bad.
 
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