My initial response was going to be...….that he merely needs to ride a bike …...through a meat processing plant where he accidentally gets sawed in half......and his trainers let him bleed out until weigh-ins and then re-hydrate him with 4 quarts of AB-.....and put 4 million volts through him (Python Reference= +5 ).. . I didn't post it because I thought it might be a little dark.......plus I figured he might have to Medical Forfeit in the finals..... However......now that I am well past my 3rd glass of wine......I think I'm freakin' hilarious. So hate me
Fumphf? He couldn’t fumphf with 4 millions volts through him!
I can never pass up a good Pynthon reference!