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World Cup this Weekend

My initial response was going to be...….that he merely needs to ride a bike …...through a meat processing plant where he accidentally gets sawed in half......and his trainers let him bleed out until weigh-ins and then re-hydrate him with 4 quarts of AB-.....and put 4 million volts through him (Python Reference= +5 ).. . I didn't post it because I thought it might be a little dark.......plus I figured he might have to Medical Forfeit in the finals....:). However......now that I am well past my 3rd glass of wine......I think I'm freakin' hilarious. So hate me :)

Fumphf? He couldn’t fumphf with 4 millions volts through him!

I can never pass up a good Pynthon reference!
 
If Takatani’s name rings a bell, Zain beat him 8-2 at beat the streets in 2017. That bout was a bit closer until Zain’s pace gassed him. I’d say the gap has widened.
 
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On a side note, how on Gods green earth did Sam the mullet Brooks get chosen for this team, he looked absolutely awful.
Because according to HR, his interviews are absolutely hysterical, while every other team's are just plain stupid.
 
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