True story: the day before the PSU-Oregon Rose Bowl, 5 of us watched the Miami-Nebraska Orange Bowl in an Old Town Pasadena dive bar that made the Skeller look upscale.
If having to root for Miami -- and then them collapsing -- weren't bad enough, one overly friendly dude told us "I respect Penn State, but I **love** Notre Dame." And then he would not shut up about Notre Dame. For roughly an hour.
We grudgingly tolerated that dude until Miami collapsed. Then we had to leave, before we shoved a bar stool up that guy's ass.
I don't know what is more shocking, the fact that Dake got teched or any place ever made the Skeller look upscale.